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About Me


"I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it / I'm paying the price of living life at the limit, caught up in the century's anxiety." Blur
"I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks, Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets." Notorious
"you don't have to watch Dynasty, to have an attitude / you just leave it all up to me." Prince
"in my bed I watch TV / I'm drunk by noon, but that's OK / I'll be President some day." Sublime
"I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends that is, as long as Im buying / is it any wonder Im not the president." Styx
"we dance to all the wrong songs / we enjoy all the wrong moves ... we're not leading." Refused
"I'm not a trendy asshole / I do what I want, I do what I feel like." the Offspring
"some say I'm lazy / other's say thats just me / some say I'm crazy / I guess I'll always be." Guns and fucking Roses
"i'm the badass of your classroom / well .. now you've got a badass classroom." Joel Plaskett
"well I dont know what Ive been told / you never slow down, you never grow old / Im tired of screwing up, Im tired of goin down / Im tired of myself, Im tired of this town / oh my my, oh hell yes, honey put on that party dress / buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come cause I cant stay long." Tom Petty
"they say I'm crazy but I have a good time." Joe Walsh
"...and theyll say, 'hey look at him .. ill never live that way' / but thats okay, theyre just afraid to change." Blind Melon
"he's serinading himself, because nobody's there / he's celebrating himself, because nobody cares." Hot Hot Heat
"i'm from the hood, stupid / what type of facts are those." Jigga
"... the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad / so I had one more for dessert." Cash
"I'm a star / I am a big bright shining star / Yeah, that's right." Dirk Diggler

My Interests

you asked me 'when do I stop?'
when the bottles empty.

I'd like to meet:


kevin bacon in a tractor race and the post-race dance off.

edgar allen poe in an opium den.
audrey hepburn in paris. when it's sizzling.

doctor rudy wells.
the members of the board while viva las vegasing.

a cold beer in a hot shower.
john rambo (once first blood is drawn.)

and the man himself ...

Music:


bon jovi: slippery when wet.
micheal jackson: thiller.
meat loaf: bat out of fucking hell.
7l & esoteric: dangerous connection.
kanye west: the college dropout.
bloc party: silent alarm.
franz ferdinand (2004)
the strokes: is this it.
black sabbath: paranoid.
at the drive-in: relationship of command.
the doors (1967)
refused: the shape of punk to come.
minus the bear: highly refined pirates.
hot hot heat: elevator.
metallica: ride the lighting.
cky: inflitrate.destroy.rebuild notorious: ready to die.
cage: movies for the blind.
311: transistor.
foo fighters: the color & the shape.
blind melon: soup.
inxs: kick.
weezer: pinkerton.
andrew w.k.: i get wet.
the beatles: rubber soul.
pulp: anything (they're incredible.)
matthew good band: underdogs.
pink floyd: the wall.

Movies:


purple rain. mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane. the weather man. roadhouse. teen wolf. wall street. beetlejuice. life aquatic. rules of attraction. bloodsucking freaks. mystery science theater. killer condom. dog's day afternoon.

heat. lolita. boiler room. platoon. american psycho. blood: the last vampire. kids in the hall: brain candy. quadrophenia. fubar. casino. raging bull. invincible super chan. midnight express. interview with the vampire. wonder boys. the warriors.

Television:

da ali g show. the office (uk.) CNN. extras. entourage. the O.C. the history channel. CSI. scrubs.

Books:

cash on cash. by: johnny cash.

Heroes:

Sandy Cohen.

(my man) Jarvis Cocker.

Steve Zissou.

The Swayze.

My Blog

happy celibacy month losers.

 So apparently June is Celibacy Month, which brings up the ongoing question of who the hell comes up with this shit.   I don't think this one was Hallmark but who knows.   To ...
Posted by mac on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

how to truly get sober (from my boys at rockstars for hire.)

how to truly get sober. there really are ways to get sober quicker. so fuck what you heard. 1 - more booze. ovi. if ever in doubt of how crunked you really are, get more fuckin' wasted. believe me, a...
Posted by mac on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

love of my life.

a top a stony ridge lies a love untouchable. how am I to mend a heart that's forever broken. under whelmed in trust. surrounded in doubt. how is she to know I could never love another. how am I to sh...
Posted by mac on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST