anal, its like birthday cake. more sexual faux pases to avoid. |
hey children. yes, it's the most wonderful time of year. those long winter months, when the sun comes up long enough to let you know that theres not enough light to get anything done. when christmas l...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
things you should never do when your cock is in my mouth, and other sexual faux pases. |
it recently occured to me, while on a long distance phone call to a friend from germany, that i have never had the sex talk with you kids. well, i think we're at that special age when we can have our ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:48:00 GMT |
who said violence and technology arent good bedfellows? |
in one of rare moments of brillance, i have actaully figured something out with my computer ALL ON MY OWN!!! yes children, this is a monumetal event. there should be a peraide, strippers, champhange, ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:07:00 GMT |
the crash: surviving yet another car accident and living to tell the tale. |
yes children, mommy had herself a fight with a gaurd rail this past sautrday day night, when most of you where smart enought to stay indoors due to inclamte weather, and lost really rather badly. thou...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:30:00 GMT |
getting out of jury duty and heckiling jimmy norton: fun things to do with a german accent. |
hi kids, miss me? i missed you to. wait, who said no? well fuck you to then. and i just baked cookies. guess we know who's not getting any. ok, you can have some, but damn if i'm given you any milk. h...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
conversations with my bathroom mirror.... |
are never the same as when your standind there.
has this happened to you? there you are perpairing the perfect arguement. you've found all the right words, covered every possible point forwards ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 00:53:00 GMT |
Check out this video: Tim Pope-I Want To Be A Tree(with Robert Smith) |
Tim Pope-I Want To Be A Tree(with Robert Smith) single handedly the funnest thing i've seen lately!!! if you need a good laugh, this is for you. lo
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:44:00 GMT |
califoria dreamen... |
i don't like staying in one place for to long. and i have been in CT for WAY to long. i've had my little mini adventures here and there, gotten away for a bit, but nothings that's cured my wonder lust...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:27:00 GMT |
every mix tape has a side b. |
i think we all know by now that in the course of a fight, break up, or devoirce, the only way to find out the whole story is to talk to both people. this can be strenuos at times, but, the only ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:53:00 GMT |
difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed |
it's late at night and my eyes are sleepy. i close them for a moment, and threw the darkness i see myself in a white dress japanesss style dress with red and black flowers on it over a pair a jean. i'...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 19:26:00 GMT |
