OFFICIAL and run by the band.
We carry glowsticks, rave paint and get WASTE-FACED on super strongbow (89p a can don'tcha know)
So, apparently, NOONE understands the overwhelming concept and GENIUS brilliance that IS SPAM MY BACK .
We ARE a band. We are GREAT...We're just usually too drunk to perform and stuff...innit.
It all started in the boring Sumemr of 2006. The geeks of forum of OMGZ teh automatics - y'know those ones which writ that song monster. whats that coming over the hill? yeah, those gays, well we all came together, and realised how fucking awesome we are, and how much better than the automatic we are. We soon realised...
"The Automatic are shit...if you like them, you are a cunt."
Therefore, on a beautiful day, during a thread fight, involving sexy abcks and the war to get to 3000 posts first, Spam my Back was born.
Spam my back, toured the length and bredth of Britain, following the automatic and their might fine crew and generally abusing them with catch phases such as...
"Pete is gay"
"Jamie has a sexy back"
" I like Star wars"
"Rob's a lesbian"
"I love Frort"
Then came the songs, we decided to change every automatic lyric, to abuse certain members.
"Whats that coming over Pete Hill? Is it a drummer??""That the happiest you've looked all day" *point at grumpy Iwange*.
"Our ambition got cast aside. CAST ASIDE "
The RECOVER dance
"Go team, go team, go team CUNT"
"Keep your bum peeled"
Despite, none of being able to sing or play an instrument (apart from the kazoo ofc) our songs such as "lets go see croydon", "hey iwang", "the automatic are shit", "massive penis" and the amazing "avin' a ravvve n me own" have recieved critic acclaim and our sung throughout the whoe of wales.
We've appeared in the NME, front cover of Kerrang, Front cover of the Rhondda Leader, websites. SPAM MY BACK are everywhere.
On our travels of sex , drugs and spam, we came across a band VIVA MACHINE . (www.myspace.com/vivamachine) We soon realised that viva amchine were indeed better than the automatic, and had MUCH better hair than them ---- and that they HAD to be friends with us, cos we ARE their only fans.
We stalk viva machine - but they stalk us more. They are our proper PROPER groupies, and we follow them to Wales, London, Bristol - even bloody Nottingham, to shout at the stage and BOUNCE TO THE BEAT..innit.
"we're from Wales and we have something that we'd like to tell your SHEEP"
"WE LOVE YOU!!!!!....or something like that."
"Just take your pants off"
"In the galaxy, where I pick my nose"
" GET IN MYYY BED"
So there you go. spam My back. A legend of our time. All you have to remember is - LIAM LOVES YOU
Everyone loves Carla especially Kyle and Noo..
Our tourbus ---
REMEMBER: LIAM LOVES YOU
We are bringing The Sexy Back
We have Sexy Backs.
WE WORSHIP...
