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Erika (The Munkaloonâ„¢)

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm just here for the food.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1. Kurt Vonnegut (I'll miss your wit, sir.)
2. Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (to bask in the brilliance)
3. Thomas Keller (to tell him to stop playing with his food)
4. Jesus (to inform him of the trouble he's caused)
5. Reverend Jim Jones (to understand his attraction)
6. Aldus Huxley (to ask him why I'm here)
7. my dad

If you are an American, see this film NOW.
If you are not an American, see it anyway.
You will enjoy seeing how bad we can suck.

My Blog

He's dead, Jim.

I can't believe it has taken me this long to get to a med report where someone dies. What was creepy was that I knew this person was a goner after the first 2-3 sentences, given the dire sounding phys...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Vittles!

Hi Mom! Look what's for dinner!But oh the cleanup!xoxox
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:42:00 GMT

Hi there, 91.127.XXX.XXX

This is a shout out to the human or entity that resides at IP 91.127.181.214 and 91.127.206.149 (as well as other variations of the 91.127.XXX.XXX address). You seem to live in Amsterdam, and may be s...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:04:00 GMT

Dancing with Le Fee Verte

Only my mother would get me a single-shot bottle of absinthe, complete with a psychodelic absinthe spoon. Now I can be drunk like Hemingway or insane like Toulouse-Lautrec. XD Well, now I have an excu...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 13:03:00 GMT

Life Won't Fit On A Blackberry

I was thinking of how a girl goes down memory lane when she cleans out her purse every 5 years. Here is a brief list of things once found in my purse:1. Dead birds or bird parts (golden-crowned kingle...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 17:27:00 GMT

My Grandmother-In-Law's Big Fat Eastern Orthodox/Presbyterian/Catholic Funeral

Hi peeps!First off, I assume that you've noticed that I've changed my myspace. I did this for 2 reasons: 1. I was bored with v.1.0, and 2. I took pity on those that didn't have a 3 mb down connection....
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:47:00 GMT

The end is near - My Shrine to Moldovan Testosterone will have a new look!

I am bored with this layout so I will be changing it in the not-to-distant future. Not sure how it will look but it will be different. I promise to save the code/layout so nothing will be lost forever...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:44:00 GMT

Chemical Warfare or H+(aq) + Cl-(aq) + Na+(aq) + OH-(aq) -> Na+(aq) + Cl-(aq) + H2O(l)

Today I am cleaning my basement. (yawn!) But oh... this isn't just any basement. I used to make soap for a living, and still have lots of supplies left over that I have been ignoring for the past year...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 22:11:00 GMT

SurReal Life

okie - I just sent a friends request to my mother. If she denies me, well... Christmas will be tense this year! XD
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 18:01:00 GMT

Hey, uh, mom... are you stalking me?

I have a myspace tracker. Every sane person should have one. I've been seeing some weird IP addies from a certain part of the country where my mother happens to live. I'm seeing a pattern and it is cr...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:02:00 GMT