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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Duncan
Birthday: 9/18/84
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN
Current Location: NYC
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Irish, wee bit o' Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tims
Your Weakness: getting clubbed in the back of the head
Your Fears: imaginary numbers
Your Perfect Pizza: New York style, lots of mozz, pepperoni, hamburger, bacon, sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sell some scripts
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sorry about last night
Thoughts First Waking Up: "A bedpan would make life much easier right now"
Your Best Physical Feature: my lack of lepracy
Your Bedtime: varies
Your Most Missed Memory: dead friends, relatives, pets
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Vanilla Swirl (best of both worlds)
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: cigars
Do you Swear: shit yes
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: daily sponge baths are preferable
Have you Been in Love: doubt it
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: you don't?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldn't have mirrors otherwise
Are you a Health Freak: I try to stay in shape
Do you like Thunderstorms: naturally
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: karokee count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: office supplies
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no, I put out
Ever been Beaten up: let's just say not all rastafarians are cool
Ever Shoplifted: not that I remember
How do you want to Die: As long as the coroner's report doesn't include "severe damage to the penis and testicles" I'll be happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comedy writer or ski bum, if not both
What country would you most like to Visit: Kamchatka (to relive the days of Risk)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown or blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not super tall
Weight: gotta be in shape
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: who's counting?
Number of CDs I own: most of mine were stolen so now it's all mp3
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret nothing
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who wants to give me money, Jesus

My Blog

Reflections on 9/11/08

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Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:57:00 GMT

Kim Jong-il’s health

The Real Reason Behind Kim Jong-il's Stroke
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Why Wait? Campaign Promises, Agendas, Procrastination and Political Impotence

Senator Chris Dodd has announced that under his administration, the United States would entirely revamp its relations with Cuba, even repealing the Embargo. This is a good, rational idea. Rather tha...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:20:00 GMT