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Dave

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About Me

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I'm alright i reckon (most of the time!) and couldn't really give a fuck about anyone who thinks i'm not. Lauren's me lass and i probably don't deserve her half the time coz i can be a fuckin nightmare sometimes! Hate two-faced cunts, lying cunts, ego-tistical cunts, bullying cowardly cunts, and just people who are generally cunts! That'll do i think. Hello!

My Interests

Music, films, Newcastle United

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Gervais, Danny Dyer to have a few pints with, Will Ferrell, Peter and Stewie Griffin and Quagmire outa Family Guy (not gona happen is it?!) and Tony Hart so i can smack the camp fucker for not showin my AWESOME picture of Boba Fett on his gallery on the telly when i was a young 'un! The shading was magnificent!

Music:

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: ( capitals signifies fuckin awesome! ) AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK, NEAERA, LIGHT THIS CITY, DARKEST HOUR, UNDEROATH, AS I LAY DYING, DEAD MAN IN RENO, A Traitor Like Judas, xDEATHSTARx, AT THE GATES (R.I.P.), KILLWHITNEYDEAD, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, Rise Against, THE BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE, Metallica(first 3 albums), Exodus, Forbidden, Holy Terror, Cryptic Slaughter, THE FUNERAL PYRE, CARNIFEX, DESPISED ICON, WHITECHAPEL, Thursday, Ligeia, BLUEPRINT TO A DOWNFALL, The Red Chord, Thrice, PROTEST THE HERO, Eternal Lord, Centurion, HASTE THE DAY, WINTER SOLSTICE (R.I.P.), A Love Ends Suicide, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, The Taste Of Blood, As We Fight, DESTROY THE RUNNER, AT THE THRONE OF JUDGEMENT, Phoenix Mourning, All That Remains, Machine Head, Odd Project, Cro-Mags, Crumbsuckers, Fields Of The Nephilim, Atreyu, If Hope Dies, Poison The Well, Bring Me The Horizon, Khoma, Viatrophy, AFI, BLAQK AUDIO, Hard-Ons, D.R.I.,Fu Manchu, Lostprophets, The Burning Season, PARKWAY DRIVE, xAFBx, I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN (R.I.P.), Saosin, The Hope Conspiracy, Agnostic Front, Discipline, Misfits, Avenged Sevenfold, Hopesfall, AUGUST BURNS RED, Misery Signals, Suffokate, UNEARTH, HIMSA, Sparkle Of Hope, He Is Legend, Comeback Kid, Iron Maiden, Between The Buried And Me, THE AGONY SCENE, A Thousand Falling Skies, Carpathian, Coheed & Cambria, Dashboard Confessional, Emery, Above This Fire, Dead To Fall, Scars Of Tomorrow, Undying, Summer's End, Every Time I Die, A Static Lullaby, Sworn Enemy, Animosity, Bury Your Dead, FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES, Alexisonfire, Most Precious Blood, Johnny Truant, Eighteen Visions, Bedlight For Blue Eyes, Dark Angel, DEATH (R.I.P.), Entombed, DAWN, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, DISSECTION, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, Carcass (R.I.P.), Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, Autopsy, Inked In Blood, STILL REMAINS, Arsonists Get All The Girls, Remembering Never, Azriel, Strung Out, Stretch Arm Strong, Job For A Cowboy, Imperial, DEVIL SOLD HIS SOUL, ENDTHISDAY (R.I.P.), Angels and Airwaves, Lamb Of God, My Dying Bride, Katatonia, Anathema, ABIGAIL WILLIAMS, MINDROT, CALIBAN, Heaven Shall Burn, Evergreen Terrace, BLEEDING THROUGH, WALLS OF JERICHO, The Judas Cradle and many more.

Movies:

Star Wars(original trilogy and revenge of the sith), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original AND remake), Leon, Anchorman, Old School, The Football Factory, Gladiator, The Descent, Alien 'Quadrilogy'(who the fuck came up with that word?!), American History X, Cape Fear, Talladega Nights, Blades Of Glory, 300, Severance, Sin City, Southern Comfort, Lord Of The Rings, The Last Of The Mohicans, Falling Down,The Fog, Phone Booth, Silent Hill, The Prophecy, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock..., Snatch, Braveheart, Menace II Society, Boyz N The Hood, Goodfellas, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Hostel, Saving Private Ryan, The Thing, Romper Stomper, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, Starship Troopers, From Dusk Til Dawn, Zulu, The Hills Have Eyes(remake), House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, White Men Can't Jump, The Grudge, The Ring, Seven, The Last Horror Movie, Smokin' Aces, Apt Pupil, Love Honour and Obey, A History Of Violence, Wolf Creek, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Black Hawk Down, Halloween, Halloween 2, Trainspotting, Phantasm, Dawn Of The Dead (remake), Goodfellas, Dead Man's Shoes, True Romance,


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Television:

The Office, Alan Partridge, Phoenix Nights, Operation Goodguys, Miami Ink, Fawlty Towers, Steptoe and Son, Family Guy, Dirty Sanchez, Wildboyz, Porridge, The Royle Family, Strutter, Early Doors, Saxondale, Peepshow, Bo Selecta, Borat, Extras, The League Of Gentlemen, Oz.

Books:

Dont read much so no point listing any really is there?!

Heroes:

Dont believe in 'em but if pushed then David Brent, Alan Partridge, Ron Burgundy, Brian Potter and Big Alan Shearer.