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About Me

hello? is it me your looking for? my name is ben, but sum plp no me as WILL. anyway, i live in the rhondda - dont come here - its rubbish. im trying to get anyway, cos i live withme rents. did i say hello? i cant rememeber!! i have dave's symdrome, its makes me forget stuff! i cant eat fudge either! i am currently spending most of my time dwn the jobcentre cos i aint got no job( u fink i do it for fun?) well i dont, i hate lol, but neva turn dwn free money, thats wat sum1 told me, sometime last week, probs the bank or sumin, i let u know wen i find out, but if u get the chance at free money!! TAKE IT!!! i did wrk for leekes, but the bastards laid me off for no apprent reason - so they have become a proud member of my kill list!! wen i grow a set and get a gun!! their ass is mine!!!! ..

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My Interests

my interests, well...mmmm..i love me cricket, play for the local team...porth and ton pentre...im a legend in waiting in the sport lol. wat else, love playing snooker and pool and the odd occasial game of bowling. i like the odd drink and u mite find me using the local establishments round the porth area !! finking bout going bck to uni next year, but thats a long shot lol, i just cant be arsed to do anything.

spot the dick *cough* i mean the legend!!! top left to right : aussie dave, robby wilkins aka mr dobby, chicken aka bambi, kerry hamms aka gupta, craig wilson aka big boy, ben *merve* evans lol :front left to right robbie nash, paul *softs hands* tandy, mark *bowman lang*, nicky smart and mark(titch) *lord lucan* thomas

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet james blunt and poke his eyes out with a blunt(get the pun) pencil, then shuv tha bastard ' your beautiful ' song up his arse!!! damn song pisses me off!!!would love to me my heros : pink floyd, i like to shake ya hands and get dwn on my knees and beg u to get bck together and make new moosic and do another PULSE tour!!! also, if he was real, i wud like to meet the DUDE off the big lewbowski, the guy is a legend and i wud lie on his treasured rug, listen to creedence clearwater revival and drink white russians until it was time to go bowling!! fck it, lets go bowling!!!!

they say that the wizard runs in parallel with the dark side of the moon lp. i dont give a shit, the album is awsome and the film naff!!
this guys a fckin legend!!!

this guys also a legend

this show is the TITS!!!

good fckin band aswell!!!

class band, wento see em in cardiff in july
wat my fridge would look like in a ideal world
me learning at a young age lol
the lengends!! what more can i say?

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Alice's portrait of how the lost prophets concert went, nice 1 girl!!!!

awsome show!!!
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: breathe - pink floyd
Waking up: rubber bullets - 10cc
Average day: looking out my backdoor - creedence clearwater revival
First date: growing on me - the darkness
Falling in love: love kills - queen
Love scene: crazy - aerosmith
Fight scene: thunderstruck - ACDC or kickstart my heart - motley crue
Breaking up: always - bon jovi
Getting back together: rescue blues - ryan adams
Secret love: she's electric - oasis
Life's okay: runaway train - eric clapton/elton john
Mental breakdown: the game - motorhead or zero to hero - black sabbath
Driving: sweet emotion - aerosmith
Learning a lesson: im a changing man - paul weller
Deep thought: coming in the air 2nite - phil collins
Flashback: there's no easy way out - rocky theme/ summer of 69 - bryan adams
Partying: hi ho silver lining - jeff beck
Happy dance: cant touch this - MC hammer
Regreting: 4am forever - lost prophets
Long night alone: with or with out u - U2
Death scene: comfortabley numb - pink floyd
Closing credits: eclipse - pink floyd
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According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

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Music:

as u can see by the look of my site, u can guess tha pink floyd is my fav band!! they simply class.

other stuff i like is aerosmith, lost prophets, bon jovi, led zepplin, korn, ryan adams, bullet for my valentine ,mettalica, feeder, oasis, rolling stones, zz top, u2, tom petty, dire straits, phil collins, peter gabriel, rod stewart, sting, faithless, eric clapton, foo fighters, green day, l.a guns, poison, nirvana, deep purple ,hoobastank, huey lewis, jeff healey band, jeff beck, journey, kaiser chiefs, hendrix, linkin park, manics, moby, motley crue, motorhead, nickelbck, nine inch nails, ozzy, paul weller, paul young, prince, primal scream , puddle of mudd, queen, chilli peppers, roxette, seal, simple minds, snow patrol, tears for fears, phonics, steve miller band, darkness, the cult, the smiths, the scorpians, the ramones, toto, the who whitesnake

Movies:

the big lewbowski, armageddon, layer cake, ice age 1 + 2, bandits, the inside man, the dukes of hazzard, batman begins, pulp fiction, the fifth element, face off, orange county, broken arrow, donnie darko, october sky, gladiator, the girl next door, fast and the furious, scarface, taxi driver, the island, bad boys, the rock, american beauty, the green mile, as good as it gets, troy, alien vs predator, predator, aliens, coneheads, fight club, saw, con air, being john malcovich, all the rockys

Television:

i love my top gear!! it mite sound like a drug lol, but its an awsome show lol. also love 24 with is class and probs the best drama show on t.v. best comedy is either father ted or black books. bernard and manny vs ted, dougal and jack!! its tough lol. arhh, who cares, they both class. i also like i got news for you, buffy, angel, prison break


lost, band of brothers the contender, only fools and horses, big train, futurama, simpsons, fraizer, cheers, my family, csi, 2 pints, fast show, ameriacn chopper
You scored as Locke. You're Locke! People underestimate you, but you know you can do anything you want to. You hate limits being put on your life - you don't like it when people don't believe in you.
Locke


63%

Jack


63%

Hurley


56%

Boone


50%

Charlie


50%

Jin


44%

Shannon


38%

Kate


38%

Sun


38%

Claire


31%

Sawyer


31%

Sayid


25%

Michael


25%
Who is your "Lost" alter ego?
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i always wanted to be locke lol

Books:

i fink books shud be burned

by the way, i aint a nazi ok!!! i just dont like books all tha!!

Your results:
You are Superman Superman 60% The Flash 60% Robin 55% Green Lantern 50% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 45% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 45% Supergirl 40% Hulk 40% Catwoman 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Benjaminitis
Cause: caught in hospitals
Symptoms: vague Hitler moustache, sarcasm, occasional facial paralysis
Cure: take three spoons of cough medicine before going to bed
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Heroes:

bruce willis - steve mcqueen - homer simpson - david guilmour - nick mason - richard wright - roger waters - syd barrett - jermery clarkson - ian botham - ozzy osbourne - the dude out the big lewbowski!!!!

legend and also another hero of mine!!!

hell, i cant wait for the movie lol

wat a show!!

the muppet of all muppets!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: william (ben) evans
Birthday:
Current Location: porth, rhondda
Eye Color: bluey grey
Hair Color: highlighted and long
Height: 6:3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: WELSH
The Shoes You Wore Today: none, avent been out
Your Weakness: i have no common sense
Your Fears: u no, the usual!! spiders, clowns, the dark, pirates, volkwagons with minds of their own!!
Your Perfect Pizza: meat feast from domino's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to become a living legend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: nonse, ya bastard, strange non dialect words mostly
Thoughts First Waking Up: wat was i thinkin last nite!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno...maybe my gorgous hair!! lol
Your Bedtime: mostly after 1am
Your Most Missed Memory: childhood
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mukky d's
Single or Group Dates: group dates - wateva tha means
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both sound like they taste like shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: sometimes - only wen i have a drink
Do you Swear: yes, course i fckin do
Do you Sing: yes, wen im drunk
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time yes
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: i am in coleg!!
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: i beleive that im real, thats a start
Do you get Motion Sickness: yea, cant go on rollercoasters
Do you think you are Attractive: cud do better
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: no, but there's always time left
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, bit of a stupid question
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, they not tha nice
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, cant afford it
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, its november mun!!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes mun!!
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i dont, i want to live forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: engineer or a legend!! maybe both
What country would you most like to Visit: japan, new zealand, south africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde/brunette
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: anything under 6ft
Weight: not too big
Best Clothing Style: girl next door type - plain and simple
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 100
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i wish i made more of an effort in school lol, like tha would of helped, im still dull as fck.
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My Blog

FLOYD!!!!

DID ANYONE SEE PINK FLOYD ON BBC1 ON FRIDAY NITE? IF YA DIDNT, THEY WERE CLASS!!! LET ME KNOW WAT U THINK?
Posted by the dude on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:05:00 PST

getting old 2 quick!!

well, its almost here, another year, another b/day!! im getting old far to quick!!
Posted by the dude on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST

top tour!!!! exeter again next year!!!

well, i is home from ze tour. was very tiring lol. was very awesome indeed. like to give a shout out to yaccy boy, for putting up the FREE!!! booze in exeter walkbout. and fletch for making it a top t...
Posted by the dude on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:17:00 PST

B.O.T

B.O.T!!! u no wat that stands for? BEN'S ON TOUR!!! lol, this saturday, taking a little trip dwn to exeter with the cricket boys, on tour we will be drinking, playing cricket and possibly more dr...
Posted by the dude on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

tattoo

i tell u wat, that tattoo fckin hurt yesterday, stung like fck!!! lesson for u kids, dont have tattoos!! they hurt!
Posted by the dude on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:08:00 PST

august

why is august so shite? its naff!!! can any1 tell me why it is crap?
Posted by the dude on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST