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Kelly Applebum

Good things come in small packages. Take me for example...

About Me


Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comI enjoy parallel parking, snappin bubble wrap, & sock skatin. That is all. Ok, ok....et em. Grab yourself some coffee....get comfy....relax..cuz this is a long one!! Are you ready? Here goes....... I am a very laid back chickadee. I get along with everyone. I do not judge anyone. I cannot stand people who think their shit don't stank. No one is better than anyone else in this world, so get over yourself! I am a very loyal friend. Tell me anything and when I say I won't tell, I don't. I cannot stand gossipers, people who judge, racists assholes, impatient people, haters...you know..the ones who stand at the club and they're all hawkin & whisperin to their friends when you pass. Ya, that's right...KEEP HATIN!! As Katt Williams would say.....the goal is to make your hater list grow, so if you only got 14 haters now, by July you should have about....30!!! HAHA!! I love to laugh. I like people who share my same sense of humor, who are down to earth and can loosen up & have a good time. I love animals. I don't & will never understand the sick freaks of the world who get their kicks out of abusing them, or people who own like 20 of them and they all live in one room & are starved & beaten. PEOPLE WHO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEIR PETS SHOULDN'T HAVE EM...HELLO!!! I can't stand cigarette smoke or canned chicken. Both make me gaggy. I spend the majority of my time at work, but I love my job & all my coworkers....aka..my second familia...so I can't complain. I'm usually hittin up happy hour with them. Mmmm...appletinis. I like the smell of gasoline, rubber cement, & those big fat black markers. I had about 6 cups of coffee today, none of which had any affect on me. I've built up an immunity to caffeine in my day. When I was little, my favorite food was Kraft Mac & Cheese, hashbrowns, bologna samiches, & twinkies. Ahhhhhhh yaaaaaaa...yall know what I'm talkin bout! Hmm...the thing to do back in the day was roller skate. Aw, such sweet, sweet memories. Some things I've never done in my life...I've never skied, roller bladed, ice skated, bungee jumped, surfed, been to a concert, or committed murder. My favorite color would be green. I love me some chinese food. I can watch a movie and forget everything that happens in it a week later, UNLESS it's a comedy. Those I always remember. I think the chicken came first. The glass is half empty. I mean, who would pour a glass half way? Obviously someone drank some of it. I am afraid of bees and spiders. It actually runs in the family, so I can't be blamed. I love people who are different & I respect & admire that. Nothing more boring than someone who follows the crowd...it shows no character. Why are you afraid to be yourself??? If other people don't like it, SCREW THEM! Tell them not to look!!!!!! Mmmmk..I think that's about it for now yall!!!! MySpace Layouts @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

Happy hour & hangin with my peeps & my cousins. Yep...I...usually end up on the dance floor doin the white man shuffle. YA BABY, I'M DAMN SEXY!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh!! What would life be like if you couldn't laugh? As far as famous people go.....now, don't get all excited now, but....I've met Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, Barry Bonds, and Usher. Don't hate!!!! HAHA!!!!

Music:

Play me some R&B, Hip Hop, or Reggaeton and I turn into one of the Solid Gold Dancers. I'm all about the beat cuz that's what makes ya shake that bootay! Hip hop was the best back in the day when artists were still original. Tribe Called Quest is probably my favorite hip hop group. They were original, all their beats were killer, & they were real lyracists. Just to name a few of my other favs...House of Pain (ya baby!!), Cypress Hill, Outkast, Wu Tang, Eazy-E, EPMD, LL, Rakim, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, De La Soul, Lords of the Underground, Talib Kweli, DMX, Xhibit, Rob Base, Pharcyde, Method Man, Bone, Missy Elliott, Eminem, Black Eyed Peas, The Pack, Slick Rick, Redman, KRS 1, MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, Ice Cube, Beastie Boys, D-Nice, B2K, Usher, Brian McKnight, Stevie Wonder, Luther Vandross, Jodeci, Beyonce, Eve, Faith Evans, Pink, New Edition, BBD, Daddy Yankee, Pitbull, Big Pun...I could go on for hours, but I'll spare you all the boredom!!!! And the world breathes a collective sigh of relief.

Movies:

Anchor Man, Dumb & Dumber, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Old School, Napolean Dynamite, Swingers, 40 Year Old Virgin. Guess you could say.....I LIKE TO LAUGH!!!

Television:

The Office, Family Guy & The Simpsons. Homer's da man! I'll also take some Mama's Family & Golden Girls reruns...ya, which you know bout that?!

Books:

Just what do you mean by this term "Books"? Never heard of it. I like to look at the pictures. Takes too damn long to get to the point of the story by reading it! It would take me about three days to get through Chapter 1 cuz I would keep gettin distracted by that bird that keeps flyin past the window.

Heroes:

My fam & all the officers of the law, firefighters, & men & women serving in the armed forces. So many lives have been lost for the freedom that we have today. Big shout out to my cuz Matt who's serving overseas...miss you man!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kelly Kel
Birthday: February 4th
Birthplace: Sewickley, PA
Current Location: Ambridge
Eye Color: 1 green, 1 blue. I'm special.
Hair Color: Strawberry blond
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish, German, & Italiana
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pointy black stilettos (is that how u spell it?)
Your Weakness: Chinese food
Your Fears: Spiders!
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, green pepper, olives, mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Quit stressin out!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL. Such a bad habit....LOL!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Say it aint so!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 11ish during the week, 4ish on the weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: Riding bikes, roller skating, my Aunt Sandy, & my grams
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey Ds!
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!!!!
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: I NEVER fuckin swear!
Do you Sing: In the car, shower, & drunk
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: I am
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: Of course!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em. They put me to sleep!
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Now, that's a silly question!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell no!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Can't remember the last time I ate an Oreo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The fake kind
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not yet
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Um, ya
Ever been called a Tease: Ya
Ever been Beaten up: By my sis when I was little. Does that count?
Ever Shoplifted: Ya
How do you want to Die: Don't wanna think about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm where I wanna be
What country would you most like to Visit: The Phillipines baby!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: My hubby's = Dark Brown
Favourite Hair Color: My hubby's = Black
Short or Long Hair: SHORT!
Height: I don't care
Weight: I don't care
Best Clothing Style: My hubby's...he can rock it!
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE..would u quit asking me about drugs?
Number of CDs I own: A LOT...mixed CDs out the wazoo!
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing...u learn from every experience!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ..

My Blog

You ask to be my friend, but then can't speak!!! What the???

Ok people, I don't understand peeps that ask to be your friend, you accept, maybe even send a lil "thank you for the request" comment, but yet you receive nothing back.  They wanna be friend...
Posted by Kelly Applebum on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

Meaning of my name...

KELLY Character - Your alluring personality wins the affections of many, With a flair for investment you know the value of each penny.  The bright center of attention wherever you may go, You ar...
Posted by Kelly Applebum on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

People on the bus

Ok, so I take a bus into work.  I just have to vent about how ignorant people can be on it!  Say for example, my trip home last week.  It was standing room only.  Very unusual, but...
Posted by Kelly Applebum on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

Pink Fountain at the Point!

The fountain at the point is PINK again to celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness month!  Just to look out the office window & see this bright pink fountain flowing is absolute...
Posted by Kelly Applebum on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST