jester

I was born the youngest of 15 sisters, all bad kissers. I grew up in a small village just on the edge of a dense pine forest, populated mostly by pygmys. They were also bad kissers. I lived on a diet consisting of salamander balls for a number of years, until I was arrested for my experimental practices breeding pygmys. The authorities didnt agree with my theory that a half pygmy half sheep man would be fun and sexy. I was disappointed, and angry.
But I'm cool now, I stalked pygmys through the internet for a brief period, and I dont have many friends in real life, but now I've realised I can have hundreds on myspaceSo hit me up beautiful new friends, I promise I'm not insane. lol :) Myspace Layouts - Free Image Hosting
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse
Birthday: 25/11/85
Birthplace: Mangimup, Deep south
Current Location: Sorrento
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5"10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, no no no, oh yeh right
Your Heritage: Danish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dunlop volleys shit yeh
Your Weakness: nothin major
Your Fears: early death
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and peporony
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a nice lady
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: merry sypholis
Thoughts First Waking Up: going back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my shadow
Your Bedtime: cant sleep, clowns will eat me
Your Most Missed Memory: my childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: subway eat flesh
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea v
Chocolate or Vanilla: chanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: are you offering, what is it, no siggos
Do you Swear: does tha pope shit in tha woods
Do you Sing: yeh swings are cool
Do you Shower Daily: twice, maybe three if i go out after the second 1
Have you Been in Love: unfortunatly yes, love is good but
Do you want to go to College: no sir
Do you want to get Married: yes mamn
Do you belive in yourself: shit yeah,
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends what ive consumed, but normaly not
Do you think you are Attractive: people say yes but i cant see it to well
Are you a Health Freak: yeah i try to keep fit during tha week only
Do you get along with your Parents: mum yes, dad sometimes,
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh, only if ya have company
Do you play an Instrument: i can whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes sir
In the past month have you Smoked: only waky tabaky, no ciggarrets
In the past month have you been on Drugs: tha drugs have been on me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a hole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, tiny elvis gets stage fright
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, nude is good but
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a skelator figureen from Heman off my best mate
Ever been Drunk: the liver is evil and must be punished,understand
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: shit yeh, evryone needs a good beating
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: in a puddle of someone elses blood
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: married happy and succssesful
What country would you most like to Visit: zambia, visit my world vision child
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any, as long as she has them
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: shorts nice but im easy
Height: 5"10" or shorter
Weight: chunkys nice but whatever
Best Clothing Style: hooker from the thirties
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont count
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing major
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