the opposite of shmenius - ProfilesArchive

About Me

the wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round

My Interests

I like graphic design,
and trying to play piano in my band,
i like building bikes but not riding them
i like working at the psychology office
i like silk screening t-shirts
and i like drinking on the weekends

I'd like to meet:

everyone i went to grade school with... or camp... or high school but we weren't friends... if we were friends that just a little less exciting.
anyone i cut off in traffic or anyone that was effected by a chain of events that i started (like say i dropped my pencil and you some kid slid on it, and he knocked over a desk that landed on your foot that crushed your toes that made you miss playing in the big game that lead to you not getting a scholarship and going to college that lead to you just having tons and tons of babies and getting divorced from your abusive husbands who are really just mirrors of your drunk father... and people that just want to say hi every once in awhile and people who quote movies i like

Music:

RECENT LIKES:
St. Vincent
Death From Above 1979
The Hours
Brand New (Devil and God Album)
All time Favs:
anniversary
the Blood Brothers
cake
ben folds
the muscle
the gray album
bright eyes
postal service
and of course the beets(I-E-OOOO KILLER TOFU)

Movies:

RECENT LIKES:
Fistful of Quarters
Meet the Robinsons (seriously)
Blood Simple
ALL TIME FAVS:
the big lebowski
adaptation
rushmore
pi
american beauty
donnie darko
fight club
love actually
primer

Television:

RECENT LIKES:
Its always sunny in Philly
All time Favs:
fullhouse (seriously)

Books:

i like stealing OK magazine that the tenant above me receives in the mail

Heroes:

who's that guy with the beard?
Bob Villa?

My Blog

MLK bday

so this is a short one... so i'm checking out the last patient of the day, and shes making an appointment for her 6 year old son in a week. And she says to him: " Hey you kno...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

Up on the roof

So I haven't written a blog in quite awhile now& so here goes one So a couple of us are at Dave's drinking, hanging out and what not, and we make our way to the balcony. As Dave smokes and I po...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

lame blog

so i work at a pyschology office. Everyday i get phones calls from people wanting to set up appointments to see a therapist or MD. It is my job to take some info and set them up with a Dr.... these a...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:27:00 PST

we ain't no queers

yeah thats right ... i worked yet another promo this time THE NATIONAL HOT ROD ASSOCIATION at the Joilet speedway for those of you not familar with the NHRA (as us COOOOOL people call it)... i...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 07:57:00 PST

puns

i worked another promotion... WANNA HEAR it was a FASHION SHOW in millennium park... my job... my 16 dollar an hour job... was to stand on a sidewalk with one of those airtraffic lightsaber thingys...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:45:00 PST

air fresheners and tire irons

theres a car infront of me when i pull up to the redlight... 5 black girls, hanging out the window talking to a couple of black guys in the left hand turning lane... Its about 2 am and Angelique and I...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:26:00 PST

the greatest fast food coupon angel ever disassembled

so i started working these promotion things, where i hand out free stuff... and last week i handed out coupons for mcdonalds off michigan ave. They made me wear a red mcdonads polo and a mcdonalds ba...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:30:00 PST

fear factor

so i hung out at toms house all day on saturday... we were outside in the back smokin cigarettes and being hung over and lazy all afternoon... so we decided to wash out this kiddy pool and fill it wit...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

run ronnie run

The Wow Center: so i get home from work today at around 5 and my uncle starts bitching to me how i have to clean the parking lot The Wow Center: so i'm like its not that bad... and hes like yeah it ...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one of my all time favorite short stories

Dave Eggers After I Was Thrown in the River and Before I Drowned Oh, I'm a fast dog. I'm fast-fast. It's true and I love being fast I admit it I love it. You know fast dogs. Dogs that just run by...
Posted by the opposite of shmenius on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST