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About Me

Allo Allo friend! Name's Tim and I think you're awesome...... I mean you took the time to go to my profile, so I may as well start on a good note with yourself.... plus it's not like i'm lying am I? Ohh you're blushing, how cute?! you're embarrassed lol, ok well how about I bring the focus back to me yeah?Ok like I said i'm Tim, I'm male, (currently)single, weird, tall and rather confident. I like to play instruments and sing and yeah I like to engage in the social scene. I'm currently studying a bachelor's degree in Secondary Education, majoring in Drama studies and Social Science (not to be confused with normal science) so everything is pretty cool at the moment. For those of you who aren't 'tight' with the uni 'jargon', (lol does anyone get that joke, gosh I hope someone does otherwise it'll turn into a dad-joke or even worse, a history teacher joke lol) my degree pretty much means i'm going to be a high-school teacher, teaching drama and social science(okay i'll clear it up history, Geography, civics).I just want to stress this point, I am a lover of the creative arts in any calibre ....especially the performance of theatre and the playing of instruments, of which I enjoy doing personally. Now......whether or not I am any good at either is really about perception I guess, so until you meet me and can make a judgement on my skills...I'M FREAKING AWESOME!!!!Many people claim that I have a tendency to go overboard, to be somewhat obsessive-compulsive and that to couple my high patience-level, I sport a seemingly low stress threshold (intersting huh? I don't see how it works either but it just does).My biggest flaws include: taking things too seriously, taking things not seriously enough, correcting people's grammar, explaining big words with big words, laughing at inappropriate times and not laughing when everyone else is (strangely enough you do stand out), accidentally offending people with sarcasm lol....ooops.... oh and I have the potential to be unbearably loud.my good points: PLEASE INSERT COMMENT HERE I never refuse someone adding me so don't worry.. in that respect anyway. I like people and hopefully they like me. I never get angry and when I whisper, I speak louder than I normally do. I laugh at anything and everything, trust me it's not hard to make me laugh AND I'm never happier then when I am writing speeches... whoo it's over, you can catch a breath ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................................Feeling better??Well it's nice to meet you, you seem very friendly indeed and apparently have a moderately lax boredom threshold. Good for you! I think we'll get on just fine yeah? Okay, I hope you know enough about me as far, but if not give me a buzz, I don't bite..... just nibble a little.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone exactly like me, how cool would that be?! Also the maker of crazy frog... I have a "special" present for them....... boom.

My Blog

Seven Local News: Human Interest Stories Transcripts

As you can see...... the local swimming pool is a place for many people to come together for a day of relaxation... contentment...and relaxing contentment. But for many, the pool is a housing for many...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:47:00 GMT

TRANSCRIPTS FROM TIM’S DOCUMENTARIAN FIELDTRIP STUDIES ON THE RHINO.

As you can see... the humble rhino (pronounced rye-anne-no) is a wonderfully robust creature.... scantily prevailing it's rather excessively enhanced bodice towards the attention of the many watching ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:40:00 GMT

Just a little bit suss!

One cold night, a great big hairy man snuck into the room of a young boy who was fast asleep. Careful not to make a single noise, he slowly undid his string, unveiling his throbbing sack. A...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 19:36:00 GMT