Hanging out with my family, spending time with my friends when i'm not at work
Anyone, as long as they aren't an a$$hole, i like nice people like me!
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Metal mostly but i listen to pretty much anything
too many to name, but mainly Horror movies, even the old cheesy zombie flics are the best haha, but of course i have to say my all time favs are... Labrynth..Drop Dead Fred... and Howard the Duck, yeah i have a thing for 80's movies haha, and bob hope movies, old black and whites the comedic ones
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The Spanish Computer A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. She explained, "'house' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa,' but, 'pencil,'however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'" A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!)The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, had you waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.The women won.