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Tommy P

About Me

A student at Aberystwyth. A strapping example of a man. Some say he was built to withstand the gustiest of gales. He sings to a fine wailing tenor and stays up with the moon to tell stories of heartache and terror. His hands are as big as buckets and his hair as thick as shark. His stride is that of a land girraffe and his gaze covers the oceans and lands. Some say if you close your eyes and say his name, he will enter your house and eat your food. He studies English but plans to be an outdoor pursuits instructor when he graduates. His forward planning is remarked upon, some could say he's 'remarkable.' Time magazine describes him as "An excellent hotel equipped with the cosiest rooms and staff who are always eager to feed you bananas" How could you possibly argue with that?

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My Interests

A judo throwing, tree and cliff climbing, rugby playing monkey. When I'm not in some way bouncing off things, onto things or leaping over things I spend my time grooming my friends or covering false idols with what looks a lot like peanut butter. I go to orphanages and feed the children handfuls of bread then go to the river and read to the ducks until they fall asleep, forget how to float and drown.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Curious George more than any other person or thing in the world, him and Baloo the bear. Between the two of them they have encapsulated the best way of living ever. Not everyone can live their lifestyle, people with real jobs and responsibilities need to do those type things. But other people can. Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear and Johnny Cash (there's few links between these two, I think I'd meet them on seperate days. The corpse of Johnny Cash might make Simon and his Bear cry) Nigella Lawson. She's so pretty, she hypnotises me, then the next day I'm baking cakes. Anyone who is able to mesmerise someone into baking a cake without even seeing them is alright in my books. If I did see her I'd stroke her face until her husband beat me up. See this link made by entirely by someone whom I've never met. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ptikobj/Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Robin 74% Superman 70% Spider-Man 70% Supergirl 62% Wonder Woman 57% Hulk 55% Green Lantern 55% Iron Man 45% Batman 40% Catwoman 20% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Music:

If I said "I like all sorts of music" I'd sound like every other stupid person in the world. I have a vehement hatred towards most R&B. "Vibe FM" should be melted with acid. Planet Rock radio station should be encouraged into most homes. Very happy music and rock, grunge and metal are more what I lean towards. Alterbridge, System Of A down and my favourite, Pearl Jam are all splendid. I have a big weepy soft spot for Damien Rice too.

Movies:

CURIOUS GEORGE!!!!! Don't get me started!!! Action films:Terminators. Aliens's's. Predator. Leon. The Hunted. Dusk Till Dawn. Under Siege. Sin City. The Matrix. Films that make me cry like a baby: Finding Neverland, Iron Giant, Platoon. The Land Before Time. Films That I love and others might not. The Thing, Breakdown, They Live. Comedys and miscellaneous. Hot Shots, Naked Gun, Airplane, Anchorman, Nacho Libre, The Jungle Book

Television:

Scrubs. Frasier (occasionally) Simpsons. Futurama. I used to watch Angel and Buffy.. I go through phases. that's about it. I'm not a T.V fan.

Books:

Bram Stokers Dracula. The Pianist. Birdsong. Hannibal, Miracle In The Andes. The Worm Book. Fall Of Light. The Love Song Of J. Alfred Prufrock. (a poem not a book. but it rules) I'm an English student, but there are very very few books I'd actually recommend. These are the ones which I found particuarly stunning.

Heroes:

Nando Parrado (look him up/ Read Miracle In The Andes) For promoting the passion of rugby and fitness and showing us what the human mind and body can endure, whilst showing that footballers would all have died. Paul Gross/Benton Frasier. Anthony Head/Giles. Nicholas Brendon/Xander. Matthew Perry/Chandler. For being my childhood role models. ME! I have a strong image of myself in the future. He is my hero and I aspire to grow into him.

My Blog

Why I should Never be allowed to touch anything.

     On entering a friends house on a sunny day, I spotted something new and shiny upon his work surface.               &...
Posted by Tommy P on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

Le Cafe Du Sexe!

Le Café Du Sexe     Marie sauntered into the café placed her notebook and pen on the table and waited to be served. She lit a cigarette; the smoke plumed and billowed with a sexual quali...
Posted by Tommy P on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

The new year.

Last year, was cold, then hot, then cold again. I slept quite alot. There was quite a lot of eating. Sometimes I was upside down. I ate quite a lot of unknown wild berries. I left the country twice an...
Posted by Tommy P on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Hamster Puddings.

I have left Aberystwyth to hibernate for three weeks. The landlady will be wondering quite when the rent will be paid, and Spar will be wondering why the Mars milkshake demand has gone down by %80. &n...
Posted by Tommy P on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST

The night of the long spoon

(Here we go Claire. A blog, and a mini section of my life :) ) A christmas Judo meal. Who could know their would be so much pain, glory and humiliation. A party always starts off well when you wander ...
Posted by Tommy P on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:23:00 PST

Stairs Nintendo

It was an incredibly good idea to play Donkey Kong on the stairs. I threw toilet rolls at Pete whilst he tried to avoid them. By the great gods, Pete tried to jump and twatted his head on the ceiling....
Posted by Tommy P on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:54:00 PST

Lion sofa anus elephants

This evening I saw an elephant hunted down by a pride of thirty lions, then watched as my girlfriends head was given birth to, by the comfortable looking anus of the sofa. Now I'm sitting down and the...
Posted by Tommy P on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST

He without sin... (my face is going to have a stone mark on it)

        Okay. A moral HYPOTHETICAL problem. Hypothetically I came out of the cinema several weeks ago and passed by the metaphorical Oxfam shop where a potential ab-crunc...
Posted by Tommy P on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

Be like Balloo!

Some kind of blog eh!?           Hoozah, a quick summation of everything. I have a declining bank balance, making an embarrassingly poor job of getting a j...
Posted by Tommy P on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST

When does the magic start?

Just a quicky. I got to my designated 40 winks yesterday. Technically there would have been lots more, they can be very easy to miss and I don't count facial ticks or my manager (a fantastic guy who l...
Posted by Tommy P on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST