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Rowland

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About Me

Although Rowland likes to keep modest he is without doubt "The Most Attractive Man of MySpace". This here is his page, and your source of wisdom and advice on how to live a more fulfilling life. Although Rowland will freely dispense advice as he sees fit, if you are struggling in an area of your life and wish for some specific advice, send him a message, or leave a comment. He will undoubtedly try to include it into his next blog entry. Rowland recently came accross a group of people with the aim of revolutionising, or rather returning, MySpace and the world to its original form of substance and good taste. They are The Affiliate.

My Blog

Do This In Remembrance Of Me

Good evening everyone. Yes, I know I had indicated that a blog would have appeared recently, but things happen. Things even happen to Rowland, such as university sneaking up on him. Its hard to keep t...
Posted by Rowland on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

A Tivial Yet Monumental Conundrum

Good evening, my precious children. It is very nice to see you all again. Rowland has been ever so very tired, and a bit of lively company would do him good. Don't presume that he is lowering himself ...
Posted by Rowland on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:33:00 PST

A new theory - your input

In recent weeks I have divulged a theory which I feel deigns discussion. Yes, you heard right, the almighty Rowland is opening the floor for your ideas, thoughts and complaints.Here you have it:Menial...
Posted by Rowland on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:05:00 PST

Stress is more likely to kill you than Anthrax or Poison

Exams are not much fun; they are more on the stressful side of things. Being stressed is not a terribly enjoyable state of being. Indeed high levels of stress are not conducive to good health. Somethi...
Posted by Rowland on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST

Blind Maiden

Popular music is fickle, but one thing is for sure: popular music is only popular because, by definition, half the population has below average intelligence. These are the people who listen to popul...
Posted by Rowland on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

On Style

I must warn you that this instalment may sound different to the previous few (two). Do not be alarmed, the great Rowland has not forsaken his erudition, but as he is passing on some practical advice, ...
Posted by Rowland on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:48:00 PST

Into the Depp end

Once again I appear before the multitudes. Multitudes whom are wholly devoted to me. Devoted to the greater good of not only themselves but for society. I ask you to contain your sighing and heavy bre...
Posted by Rowland on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST

Good evening ladies and those who now wish they were ladies

Good evening adoring fans, or should I say fawning fans? Maybe salivating? Perhaps even all three of the aforementioned.  I really don't mind, so I'll leave it to your discretion. Don't be too ha...
Posted by Rowland on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST