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Ducky

About Me

A-hoy-hoy, most people call me Simone, but i also regularly get called Sim, Simmy, Sims, Ducky, C**t, B***h, Lard-arse, Fatso the Fat Arse Wombat (there is no evidence for THIS claim), Mony, Mone, or Sim-One. Call me any of these and i'll glare menacingly at you, then give up and offer you a drink.
I am a slacker who rarely goes out of their comfort zone, but I'm willing to try anything once as long as I'm pissed as a cricket, and wont get arrested for doing it.
If i dont add you as a friend dont take offence, i am rather lazy and cant be arsed talking to heaps of people, things become confusing. i like simple things, i'm complex enough as it is. lol
I love food, music, and funny people.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: White Wedding- Billy Idol
Waking up: It's Only The Beginning- Deborah Conway
Average day: Breakfast At Tiffanys- Deep Blue Something
First date: Moondance- Van Morrison
Falling in love: You Got It- Roy Orbison
Love scene: Turning Japanese- The Vapours
Fight scene: Devil Gate Drive- Suzi Quatro
Breaking up: What Is Love- Haddaway
Getting back together: Criminal- Fiona Apple
Secret love: Wicked Game- Chris Isaak
Life's okay: The Motown Song- Rod Stewart
Mental breakdown: Underneath The Radar- Underworld
Driving: Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart- Divinyls
Learning a lesson: Dazed And Confused- Led Zeppelin
Deep thought: Private Universe- Crowed House
Flashback: Classical Gas- Mason Williams
Partying: Friday On Mind- The Easybeats
Happy dance: Zoot Suit Riot- Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Regreting: Sunday Bloody Sunday- U2
Long night alone: Let It Be- The Beatles
Death scene: I Want To Break Free- Queen
Closing credits: The Way- Fastball
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In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Dancer.
Where You Lived: Spain.
How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You Are A Weeping Willow Tree
You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism.
Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places.
You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you.
You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner.
An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are An ISTP
The Mechanic
You are calm and collected, even in the most difficult of situations.
A person of action and self-direction, you love being independent.
To outsiders yous eem impulsive, surprising, and unpredictable.
You are good at understanding how all things work, except for people.
You would make an excellent pilot, forensic pathologist, or athlete. What's Your Personality Type?
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What Kind of Mental Disorder Do You Have?
Schizophrenic
You see things, hear things, and talk to things which don't exist. Please proceed to run for president.

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You Are The Sun
You represent the best of life - vitality, success, and and truth.
You tend to have a strong, centered, balanced personality.
Inspiration and discovery are your fortes. You are very mentally strong.
A talented mind, you tend to excel at math, philosophy, and music.
Your fortune:
As well as you have done in the past, the future is going to be filled with more success.
A new creative project is coming your way. Feed it, and it will grow into something huge.
Great riches, recognition, prosperity, or happiness is coming your way.
And it's possible that a fantastic vacation, or a new baby, is coming sooner than you think. What Tarot Card Are You?
Your Lust Quotient: 54%
You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild! How Much Lust Do You Have?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4.orangetext15, strong, .lightbluetext8, .whitetext12, .nametext, .btext, .redtext, .redbtext{ color:rgb(0,0,255); font-weight:bold; font-style:normal; text-decoration:none; text-transform:none;

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

whom ever invented men (your numbers up God).

if you have no confidence, low self esteem and live only because there is good food in this world and some sweet music... then drop me a line. lunatic's welcome.

My Blog

WHO WANTS A KITTEN?

So Petie had the kittens on Christmas morning. There are four: 2 black (like Ashes, M&F), 2 white (like Petie, M&F)...  So who wants a kitten? I'll be down in Perth with them on the ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Petie’s belly bulge

There is few a time when you can say "i hope to god my cat has worm!" For example, Petie is a sexually mature, unsterilised female cat. Now what do you get when you add Petie and an open door which ha...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:21:00 GMT

A Good Heart

i know its a cheesy song, but the lyrics are good:   I hear a lot of stories, I suppose they could be trueAll about love and what it can do for youHigh is the risk of striking out, the risk of ge...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:34:00 GMT

ri-iight...

yes, i dunno why i'm writing in here, just felt like writing a suppose. i've got a twitch in my left eyelid, its been there for days and is really irritating. and really random.   yep, i got noth...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:27:00 GMT

Sigh...again

So I had a good weekend. I didn't do much other than get pissed and stoned with a good pal. It would've been a really good weekend had a few things not happened. Its funny really cos I was looking f...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:06:00 GMT

Cream

(listening to Cream - Prince) man i feel like rockin out tonight. i'm workin every day next week! woah! i feel the shame that only a stoner feels when they get a regular job. lol but secretly i actua...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:37:00 GMT

Lights on

So...I feel like writing somethng because i enjoy the feeling you get when you start typing really fast. And now i have no idea what to say. Another of my mice gave birth today, her name is Lavender. ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:15:00 GMT

Have you ever...

Have you ever wanted to just get up, walk out of your house and never look back? Have you ever walked for hours and found nowhere? Have you ever sat on a hill for so long that kangaroo's pass by witho...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:49:00 GMT

Random message to Jo

Dude, i think you're awesome. Keep rockin, singin, smokin, and laughin. Drop by next time you guys are in town and we'll make another 'cake' for you. Oh and get stronger cos i cant keep winning the wr...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:27:00 GMT

die die die you filthy mother fucker piece of shit

have you ever wanted to kill a man. i mean really kill them. if the waste of space was here in my lounge room i'd take a knife and gut him. and i'd know it was wrong and i'd go to jail for 20 years, b...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:00:00 GMT