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lshay1975

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well I'm 31.My birthday is in December
have brown eyes, brown curly hair, always with a smile, life of the party, and
always joking. NOTE: If you want to say something you can post a comment or
leave a message. I check those at least 4 times a week. Also please note that I
do delete all intrusive comments with huge banners. I feel its an abuse of my
page. This is for friends or family. Usually my rule is, your actual comment should be bigger than the advertising.. you know? Lastly, if you want to add me as a friend, send me a friend request. I accept most people as friends... unless you have a naked picture of your penis as your main, you can be my friend -- XOXOXOXOXO

Hrm.. Jealousy is a waste of time. Why force someone to spend time with you, when they would rather be somewhere else. How the hell does that make sense? Honesty and a good life condition are the two most important things I look for in friends/lovers/anyone. Its important to be able to look at yourself. What else, I love people. I love having intimate conversations about spirituality, relationships, love, or actually just about anything as long as we are vibing. I love just laughing and having a good time -- If you don't enjoy life, what's the point? I love comedy, so if you are funny, and can just chill, then I like you =)  I love learning about new things. If I cant talk to you, go away. I get this weird psychic thing where like if you lie to me I get pains in my body and weird stuff starts happening. I just KNOW... Basically, its totally obvious and you just make yourself look lame. I'm the last person that will ever judge you, so just come on out with it. Honesty equals better way. Me = super easy going, down to earth, very blunt, funny. My name is Lisa Coleman. it isn't hard to spell. my goal is to live forever. so far, so good. I'm usually the one making people laugh, I love the movie 'Dumb And Dumber' so don't talk to me if you think that's
lame. I don't care who you are. I can be the nicest, most ridiculous person you've ever met ... or I can be the biggest BITCH. it's up to you to decide which one you want to deal with if you're gay, I automatically like you 100x more. I love my family & friends to no end, they mean the world to me.
I have a dirty fucking mouth. cheesecake is always my dessert of choice. I have a weakness for love songs & hot boys who can sing them. I'm easily amused. I'm a hopeless romantic. I think it's lame when guys use glittery graphics as comments. I'm a fun girl & I have a good time wherever I am. once I start laughing, it's nearly impossible for me to stop.

MY SPACE IS NOT A FUCKING PERSONAL
AD! And if your default is a picture of your dick I'm blocking you and reporting you as soon as I see it. I love my kids with all of my heart & soul,. so you fuck with them, ill fuck up your life. Kelly Clarkson is a goddess ... I don't care what you say dr. pepper is my all time guiltiest pleasure others are taco bell, the color green, gushers, cheese its, subway & love songs I can laugh so hard that ill pee my pants, or make you laugh so hard that you'll pee yours. that's just how I roll, so be warned I get annoyed WAY too easily by about 95% of the people on my space ... so if you send me a TOTALLY stupid, rude or ignorant message or comment or messages//comments asking me things that could be answered had you read the first 3 sentences of my profile, chances are high that you're going to get a nasty message back ... or ill ignore you. I'm warning you now, so don't come back crying about it when it happens cream soda, yummy smelling things, a new pair of shoes, a subway sandwich & 'I love Lucy' will make me smile like no other

My Interests

I love watching people sing karoke, it's so much fun. I love the water, and like going to the beach. I can be wild, sexy, and crazy, and just love having fun and partying. I love having so many nicefriends that I have met here, feel free to write me anytime. Where would we be without the friends we have today.. I am also a great listener, and here to talk about anything. I can be a party chick, or just an online friend whatever you like. Glad to be here.... Name: Lisa Birthday: December 18, 1975 Birthplace: Bakersfield, CA Current Location: Bakersfield, CA Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown w/ Blonde Highlight Height: 5'8" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Italian/German / Indian Your Weakness: love Your Fears: being alone; something awful happening to my children Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: what m I going to wear? Your Bedtime: between 9:30-10:00 Your Most Missed Memory: NA Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper MacDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Do you Smoke: Yes Do you Swear: fuck yeah! Do you Sing: yes Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: yes, and I am in love now Do you want to go to College: maybe Do you want to get Married: of course Do you believe in yourself: 100% Do you get Motion Sickness: no Do you think you are Attractive: yes Are you a Health Freak: no Do you get along with your Parents: yes Do you like Thunderstorms: sure, they are romantic Do you play an Instrument: no In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: Yes In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NoIn the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: of course Ever been called a Tease: yes Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: yes How do you want to Die: in my sleep What do you want to be when you Grow up: too late, Im a grown up already What country would you most like to Visit: Africa In a Boy/Girl.. Favorite Eye Color: Green Favorite Hair Color: Brown Short or Long Hair: Long Height: 5'7"-6'9" Weight: average build to stocky Best Clothing Style: jeans and a nice white shirt with some white tennis Number of Drugs I have taken: To many Number of CDs I own: too mant to count Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: To many

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting everyone. Add me, Male or Female. Bi, Straight, Gay or Lesbian, we are all equal, don't descriminate. Marines, military men and women, Angelina Jolie Fans, Gwen Stefani Fans, Mariah lovers, Myspace Bands, Groupies, Rockers, Goths. Makes no difference near or far. I won't judge you. Age is only a number. I love all personality types, and ethnic backgrounds. I just love meeting new friends in general. Looks don't matter to me, if you are a true friend, you don't base friendship on that. "Don't Judge a Book by it's Cover"..Come by and look at everything. Anyone is welcome to add me. Admiring Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, and more. Who doesn't like going shopping, to the beaches, and spending time with friends and family. I'm a Spunky Chick, who always has a great attitude, and look on life. I'm spontanious, a great friend, and just love to live life. Hrm, you? =) Well, I honestly love interesting people with lots to say about life, spirituality, or just about anything really, as long as we can vibe. So, I'm looking for all you interesting people out there with something worth saying. Oh and honest people. Not people that pretend to be honest and then you find out they are big fat liars. None of those please... Drop me a line and we can chat =)

Music:

I love Pink and every thing she stands for. Prince (pre-Jehovah's Witness), Poe, NA$H, Society1, Alston, Murderdolls, Static-X, Manic Street Preachers, Trash Light Vision, Etta James, Rocky Na$h, NIN, BB King, Dope, Primer 55, Motley Crue, The Vandals, Misfits, Massive Attack, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Alicia Keys, Godhead, Ministry, Pigface, Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra, Portishead, 'Ol Green Eyes, Alice In Chains, Mad Seasons, Adema, Ella Fitzgerald, Black Sabbath, Dio, John Lee Hooker, Nashville Pussy, Xysma, Social Distortion, Muddy Waters, Madonna, Tool, George Michael, Slipknot, SoulIISoul, The Ramones, Reverend Horton Heat, Harry Connick Jr., Rebel Rebel, Ludacris, Luscious Jackson, and anything involving Preston Nash.No Doubt, Evanescence, T.A.T.U., Enya, Jessica Simpson, Lasgo.. I like alternative bands: like green day, smash mouth, linkin park, p.o.d, system of a down. Rap, R&B, soft, punk, heavy metal, hardcore.

Movies:

Prince (pre-Jehovah's Witness), Poe, NA$H, Society1, Alston, Murderdolls, Static-X, Manic Street Preachers, Trash Light Vision, Etta James, Rocky Na$h, NIN, BB King, Dope, Primer 55, Motley Crue, The Vandals, Misfits, Massive Attack, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Alicia Keys, Godhead, Ministry, Pigface, Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra, Portishead, 'Ol Green Eyes, Alice In Chains, Mad Seasons, Adema, Ella Fitzgerald, Black Sabbath, Dio, John Lee Hooker, Nashville Pussy, Xysma, Social Distortion, Muddy Waters, Madonna, Tool, George Michael, Slipknot, SoulIISoul, The Ramones, Reverend Horton Heat, Harry Connick Jr., Rebel Rebel, Ludacris, Luscious Jackson, and anything involving Preston Nash.No Doubt, Evanescence, T.A.T.U., Enya, Jessica Simpson, Lasgo.. I like alternative bands: like green day, smash mouth, linkin park, p.o.d, system of a down. Rap, R&B, soft, punk, heavy metal, hardcore.

Television:

 I like lots of shows on t.v., there is really too many to name. I enjoy Friends, Less then Perfect, Elimidate, Tru-Calling, Jake 2.0, Married with Children, Mr. Ed, Street Smarts, Friends, 7th Heaven, Fear Factor, Meet my folks, Simpsons, King of the Hill, MTV, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spiderman, Charmed, Bewitched, South Park, and more.)

Books:

The Laughter of Aphrodite - Carol Christ; Drinking, Smoking, and Screwing - a compilation of short stories; Our Dumb Century - The Onion; On Suicide - collection of essays; Marquis de Sade; Salmon Rushdie; Discourse on the Inequality of Man - Jean Jacques Rousseau; Everybody Poops; and, Everybody Gasses

Heroes:



Firemen, cause of all their hard work and dedication. Our Law Enforcement ,and those who help us to stay safe. Our Armed Forces, please come home safe.. I love angelina jolie, cause of her work and how she is as a mother.. Gwen Stefani too.. Our Heroe's are who light up our life..