My name is Jacob Williams, I'm a Junior at OR. I listen to some wicked tunage, i'm addicted to caffeine, communist paraphenalia, gore, and my girls jeans. I'm ten minutes late to everything. I love music with a passion, and I'm an extreme introvert. I want a handle bar moustache more than anything in life. I'm terrified of drowning to death. My life's aspirations include riding an alpaca, proving bigfoot exists, and taking Big Show's place in WWE when he retires. You probably think i'm a douche, but it's chill, i probably think you're one too. But don't worry, I'm a nice asshole.
Oh God, Deliver Us From Purity!!
Slit Throats And Stomachs Are My Forte
Things That Are Fucking Dead To Me (09 edition) :
Showering
Religion (Dare I Say God?!?)
The fuckin police
Pessimism
Having no money :(
Two faced douchebags
Crazy girls
School
The word "Appropriate"
"Destroy My Desires, Eradicate My Ideals"
"All The Obvious Lines Got Out of Focus, Why Can't You Just Be Happy?"
"Hope In Reality, Is The Worst of All Evils Because It Prolongs The Torments of Man"
"I Can Read Minds... You Want To Fuck Me Like Superr Bad, And You Like Beef Stroganoff, But Mostly The First One"
"LIfe Is Just A Build-Up Until You Get Laid, Then You Just Watch TV For The Rest Of Your Life" Spencer Verret
"Envy Will Cease My Sky. Greed Will Cease My Sky."
"Fuck My Face, Fuck My Name, They Are Brief And False Advertisements For A Soul I Don't Have."
"We're The Ones That Aren't Afraid To Die. Ashes. After This Battle We Laugh At The Thought of Innocence. "Remorse!" I Scream For."