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Justin (D-IL)

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About Me

ME. . .I'M A NATIVE OF CHICAGO AND THAT FACT IS A MAJOR PART OF MY LIFE. I WAS BORN AT ILLINOIS MASONIC HOSPITAL IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF LAKEVIEW AT 6:05 A.M., MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1ST, 1982. I MOVED TO IDAHO WHEN I WAS IN SIXTH GRADE AND NEVER GOT OVER IT. I'M MOVING BACK TO THE CITY THIS YEAR TO START THE NEXT CHAPTER OF MY LIFE. I'VE WANTED TO GO BACK SINCE THE DAY I LEFT AT THE AGE OF 12 AND I DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO GET OFF MY ASS AND DO IT. IT'S GOING TO BE HARD BUT THAT'S WHERE I BELONG. I HAVE A WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND IN THE CITY WHO'S WAITING FOR ME TO COME. I'M OF SLOVENIAN DESCENT ON MY DAD'S SIDE (SAME AS DONALD TRUMP'S WIFE MELANIA), WITH GERMAN AND FRENCH ON MY MOM'S. J'AI COMMENCE APPRIRE FRANCAIS A L'AGE DE CINQ ANS A MON ECOLE A CHICAGO [I STARTED LEARNING FRENCH WHEN I WAS FIVE AT MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN CHICAGO].I WORK FOR DIRECTV IN CUSTOMER RETENTION.I HAVE A BROTHER WHO IS A MEDIC WITH THE 82ND AIRBORNE STATIONED IN TIKRIT. HE HATES THE WAR AS MUCH AS I DO. PROBABLY MORE.I THINK GET FUZZY IS THE GREATEST COMIC STRIP EVER WRITTEN, ALTHOUGH I'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART FOR CALVIN AND HOBBES. MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. I OWN ALL TEN SEASONS OF FRIENDS AND LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON. I KEEP HOPING SOMEDAY I'LL BUMP INTO HER ON MICHIGAN AVENUE.MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IS P.J. O'ROURKE. MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN IS LISA "I'VE FUCKED MORE BLACK GUYS THAN HURRICANE KATRINA" LAMPANELLI. MY FAVORITE BOOK IS 1984.MY FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE IS A TIE BETWEEN A LONG ISLAND WITH NO GIN AND SOUTHERN COMFORT ON THE ROCKS.MY FAVORITE SONG IS "AFRICA" BY TOTO.I HAVE TOUCHED THE GROUND IN 35 STATES AND SIX COUNTRIES. I'VE BEEN AS FAR NORTH AS VANCOUVER, B.C., AS FAR SOUTH AS HOUSTON, TEXAS, AS FAR WEST AS NEWPORT, OREGON, AND AS FAR EAST AS KEHL-AM-RHEIN, GERMANY.THE ONLY SPORTS I FOLLOW ARE THE CUBS. I GOT INTERVIEWED BY HARRY CARAY ON NATIONAL TELEVISION DURING THE SEVENTH INNING STRETCH OF A GAME WHEN I WAS FOUR MONTHS OLD SO I'M NEVER ALLOWED TO SWITCH TEAMS.I AM HORRIBLY SARCASTIC.I DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE. I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SINKING OF TITANIC.I HAVE A HUGE THING FOR RYAN CARNES FROM DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AND JONATHAN TOGO FROM CSI: MIAMI. I LOVE NEW YORK ACCENTS, BLONDS, AND THE NAME AARON. IF THAT'S YOUR NAME, YOU'RE BLOND AND FROM BROOKLYN, YOU SHOULD REALLY SEND ME A MESSAGE. ;-)I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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Cool Slideshows!THEY KEEP LETTING ME DOWN AND I KEEP SUPPORTING THEM. . .I MUST BE A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT.SOME GAY MEN WORSHIP BRITNEY. OTHERS ARE OBSESSED WITH MADONNA OR CHER. FOR ME IT WILL ALWAYS BE JENNIFER ANISTON. RACHEL GREEN'S MY GIRLI'M PART FRENCH, SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, AND DAMN PROUD OF IT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE I HAVE BEEN CAPTIVATED BY THE STORY OF THE TITANIC SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD (WAY BEFORE THE MOVIE CAME OUT). I DREW THIS PICTURE WHEN I WAS 19.THIS IS MY VICE. AND MY WAY OF CONTRIBUTING TO NEW ORLEANS' ECONOMY AFTER KATRINAAND THIS IS MY BIRTHPLACE, THE MOST AMAZING CITY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
ABOUT ME~ BE HONEST (kll)
Can you paint? Yes
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? Yes
If you could live anywhere where would you live? Chicago Illinois
Have you ever kissed someone you didn't know? Yes
What is one thing you don't leave home without? Cell phone
What's the last CD you bought? I get music the bad way now
How long does your shower last? 15 minutes
What's sexiest on a guy/girl? blond hair/blue eyes
What is the car of your dreams? A limo complete with chauffeur and wet bar
How many drinks before you're tipsy? Depends on the drink
Favorite thing for breakfast? Egg McMuffins
Bite your nails? No
What is your middle name? Francis and Edward. Names of my grandfather
Do you have anything monogrammed? No
Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl
What's one of the 'funnest' things you've ever done? Trip to Europe
What's the one language you want to learn? Thai
Do you snore? I hope not
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? None
Person you talk most on the phone with? DIRECTV customers. 40 hours a week
Have you ever experienced deja vu? Yes
What fictional character do you admire the most? Rachel Green
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? Piano
What's your all-time favorite song? Africa by Toto
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? By being so nice they'll never guess
Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Rick Santorum
Single or taken? Single
What's the worst thing you ever said to someone? Don't know
When did you last watch Bambi? 1989
What's the best advice given to you? There's been a lot
Have you ever flashed someone? Yes. In the middle of Ustick Rd. I was pretty drunk
What do you order at a bar? Long islands no gin or SoCo on the rocks
What's the last thing you watched on tv? Real Time with Bill Maher
What kind of watch(es) do you wear? None
Do you pee in the shower? No. My roommate would shove her foot so far up my ass I'd have to take off my shirt to shit.
What's your favorite sexual position? Pleading the 5th
Crushed ice or ice cubes? Cubes
What is the most embarrassing item in your record collection? Ace of Base
What do you wear to bed? Boxers
What did you do for your last birthday? Spent it in Chicago blowing $400 on Michigan Avenue and then hitting a bunch of clubs in Lakeview. Best birthday ever.
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Yes
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Cheese Fries
When was the last time you punched someone? 1999
If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be? Jennifer Aniston
Who's your second family? My immediate three best friends
What's your favorite soundtrack? Dirty Dancing
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? No
What's one thing you're a sore loser at? Presidential Elections
Favorite Sesame Street character? Grover
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich
Favorite Halloween costume of all time? Pharoah.
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? Oddly it's neither that I'm really nice or I'm a complete stuck up snob. Never anything in between.
What store do you shop at the most? Wal-Mart. I hate it but it's two minutes away.
Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes
What is the first thing that you think of when you wake up? Hitting the snooze button
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Sometimes
What's the last thing you bought? Drinks
Can you name all four Tellitubbies? No
What do you cook the best? Anything microwaveable
Do you bite your nails? No.
Are your parents married or divorced? Married. 27 Years.
Do you prefer Purple or Pink? Pink
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? Late
If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go? Germany
Have you ever owned a Marilyn Manson CD? Yes
What's the soonest that you've slept with someone? Seven hours after I met them. Loooong time ago never again
Person who knows the most about you? Curtis
What's the last thing you do before you fall asleep? Turn off the tv
If you could choose your own name, what would you pick? Aaron
Favorite teacher? Ms. Kite Powell
Do you talk in your sleep? I hope not.
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled
Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes
What's the weather like? Warm
Can you blow spit bubbles? No. Have no desire to try
Favorite toppings on pizza? Mushrooms
If you died tomorrow, to whom would you leave everything you own? It would be split up
What is your favorite board game? Monopoly
Would you say you have an advanced knowledge of music? Somewhat
If you turned your CD player to 'radio', what kind of radio station would it be on? Lite 108
How many schools have you been to? Five
If you could have any color hair what whould it be? Keep it the way it is
What's one car you will never buy? One of those gas guzzling suvs with names like the Chevy Subdivision and the Jeep Grand Canyon
What kind of soap do you use? Old Spice
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The Results Are In

We kicked ass.  We kicked so much ass it's not even funny.  I've been waiting since I was 12 years old for the Dems to win back the country.  And we finally did. Here are the official r...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

Yesterday

Don't actually have all that much to say about this. I think pictures do it better.  Thought everyone should know who these people were that were killed yesterday at Virginia Tech. ROSS ALAMEDDI...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

Under Construction

DEMOCRATIC CONTRIBUTORS Adobe Systems Inc (creators of Adobe Acrobat Reader)   American ApparelApple ComputersBally's Total FitnessBanana RepublicBarnes & NobleBed Bath & Beyond...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

The Senate--The Breakdown

IN TONIGHT'S ELECTION, THE SENATE IS CRUCIAL. DEMOCRATS HAVE A SHOT AT TAKING IT.  THIS IS THE CURRENT MAKE-UP. JEFF SESSIONS (REPUBLICAN, ALABAMA)RICHARD SHELBY (REPUBLICAN, ALABAMA)LISA MURKOW...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:41:00 PST

Chicago: The End

At 10:10 last night my flight from Chicago (via Denver) landed at the Boise Airport.  On Thursday night I met up with another friend from elementary school.  We got Thai food and ate it in a...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:30:00 PST

Chicago Part V

Yay I've been REAL gay clubs now.  Last night after hanging out with Drew (in my top 12) and then dinner at a Thai restaurant in Ravenswood with friends from elementary school (Yvette, Nancy, and...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:54:00 PST

Chicago Part IV: The Train Fire

Thanks to all of you who called to make sure I was ok.  It was my train, but I wasn't on it.  I was on Clark Street in Lakeview when I heard the news on the radio.  They had to shut dow...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST

Chicago Part III

I'm about to head off to West Rogers Park to go visit my old neighborhood so this is brief.  Same internet cafe as yesterday.  It is pouring rain outside and my feet hurt.  Despite blow...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:28:00 PST

Chicago Part II

I'm at the same internet cafe I was at yesterday.  In a few minutes I'm gonna go have lunch and enjoy a Vienna Beef hot dog then take the Red Line back to the Gold Coast. Yesterday was good....
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST

Chicago Part 1

I landed at O'Hare last night at 8:04.  Took the Blue Line this morning from Harwood Heights and transferred to the Red Line at Washington.  Right now I'm in Newtown at an internet cafe wait...
Posted by Justin (D-IL) on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:32:00 PST