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Jake

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I have to have music on constantly. I think most adults over 18 are cookie cutter clones of each other, deciding what is acceptable, and then trying to make everyone else live up to this stupid standard. They can all kiss my ass. I probably won't vote during the next election because they all suck. I spend most of my time trying NOT to live up to others expectations of me. Crashing motorcycles is one of my favorite hobbies. Adrenaline is my drug of choice. I have never killed anybody, but I did hurt someone's feelings once.I am writing a book called Lost Souls. Here is the intro: She had nowhere left to go. She peered down the side of the building from her perch on the ledge, over 300 feet straight down into the night. She remembered being told once that in a fall, the human body accelerates 20 miles per hour each second, until it reaches its maximum velocity. She knew she could never survive a fall from here. It was a scientific fact based in the laws of nature. Leaning back slightly, she wished silently that the laws of nature were still true, but the nightmare that had persued her here had no place in this world. It had openened a door to her darkest fears. A sudden bang on the roof access door shook her out of her momentary trance. With the screech of tearing metal behind her, she leaned out over the dark below, and took a step into the black.If you guys liked that, drop me a note and I'll add more later.At the end of October I'm going to Ohio University in the Appalachian Mountains of Eastern Ohio in Athens to do some research for upcoming story and song ideas. It has been called the most haunted campus in the country, and the British Society for Paranormal Research has named it the 13th most haunted place on the planet. It is the site of the former State Mental Hospital where Dr. Freeman, the inventor of the transorbital or "ice pick" labotomy (yes, it is as gruesome as it sounds )perfected his craft, performing hundreds of these brutal (and often fatal) surgical procedures. I'll let you know how that goes, and post some pics. Maybe I'll catch a ghost on film at one of the dozens of on site cemeteries.Don't be afraid of the dark...

My Interests

To survive as many stupid stunts as I possibly can, to have a beer with every man, woman, and child, in the whole world. To invent a cure for the hangover.

Movies:

monty python's quest for the holy grail.

Television:

TV sucks except for Fuse TV's warped wednesdays, everthing else blows.

Books:

you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Heroes:

anyone who buys me a beer

My Blog

There is a ghost in my room

Holy shit this is going to be a cool fucking autumn.  Cody and I are still writing songs and we've decided to get inspired by road tripping all over hell.  Literally.  We are going to v...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST