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FredEx Ground

8th grade Spelling Bee Champion

About Me

As president of my prestigious club, I use my unusual height to dominate most asian basketball leagues that I play in...I can reach for stuff on the top shelf of cupboards...I barely fit on roller coaster rides...and no matter what i always get shotgun. I am considered, by majority decision, "The Most Prolific 3 point shooter to come out of south Orange County since 1995"... I have a quarterback rating of 158.3...I've adopted a new lifestyle that doesn't require my presence. In fact, if I don't want to, I don't have to get out of bed at all, and I still get credit for a full day...I never watch Sesame Street; I know most of that stuff...Someone said to me, "Make yourself a sandwich." Well, if I could make myself a sandwich, I wouldn't make myself a sandwich. I'd make myself a horny, 27-year-old billionaire...As soon as a person tells you they have a surprise for you, they have lost the element of surprise...I finally accepted Jesus. Not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from...My phone number is seventeen. I got one of the early ones......If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire...I choose toilet paper through a process of elimination...How can everyone's money be "hard-earned," and everyone's vacation be "well-deserved?" Sounds like bullshit to me...I think I am, therefore, I am. I think...You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven...So far, this is the oldest I've been...There's something I like about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it...At one point in my haste to improve myself, I mixed up the telephone numbers of the Shick Center for the Control of Smoking and the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading School. As a result, I can now smoke up to 300 cigarettes a minute, but I gave up reading...I don't have hobbies, I have interests. Hobbies cost money. Interests are free...Why is it when the two main characters in an action movies have their big climactic fight it always turns out that both of them are really good fighters? Just once, wouldn't you like to see a fight between two leading male characters where one of the gets the shit completely beat out of him in about eight seconds? Especially the hero...I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out...Have you ever noticed the escalator handrail and the thing you're standing on don't move at the same speed?...I don't have a fear of heights. I don't, however, have a fear of falling from heights...Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?...Near as I can tell, "jack shit" and "didly-squat" are roughly the same amount...Do you ever fall asleep late in the afternoon and wake up after dark, and for a moment you can't figure out what day it is? You actually find yourself thinking, Could this be yesterday?...`

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fred Peckson
Birthday: 10/22/77
Birthplace: Boogiedown Bronx, NY
Current Location: RSM, Ca
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: none, im bald
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Filipino
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kenneth Cole
Your Weakness: I cant make a left handed lay-up.
Your Fears: Getting my shot blocked by a smaller person
Your Perfect Pizza: Delivered
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win my fantasy baseball league and I want to hit an 8 team parlay.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn...morning wood
Your Best Physical Feature: My jump shot
Your Bedtime: After Sportscenter
Your Most Missed Memory: Bieng the 8'f grdae Spleilng Bee Chmapion back in NY
Pepsi or Coke: Bud Lite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Goldilocks
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates...that way the fellas can drink beer and the girls and sit around and discuss why Brad & Jen broke up.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bud Lite
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE BLACK....with cream and sugar though
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: No, I rap
Do you Shower Daily: yes and twice on Sundays
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Yeah later on
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Yes....no.....wait, Yes...Yes, Im pretty sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on the Dumbo ride at Disneyland
Do you think you are Attractive: No, but I think Im a sexy muthaf*cka
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I smoke and drink enough to kill a small farm animal
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when they give me money
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, I liked ThunderCats as a kid
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, Im a part time X-box geek
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: more like the past couple of days
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I only smoke pot to celebrate my mom's b-day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES!! I take Motrin...it relieves the pain in my ankle and makes me feel fuzzy sometimes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah I took my g-friend to Vons
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, malls suck.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I've eaten another kind of box ;-) jk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was the runner up for the lead role in Beauty & the Beast. To play the beauty of course...
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, my g-friends heart
Ever been Drunk: Yes, its fun.

Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: Im 6'3 250lbs. The answer is NO!
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah & I got busted....lame, I know
How do you want to Die: In a threesome with Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Pro Poker player, but my g-friend thinks thats ridiculous
What country would you most like to Visit: Las Vegas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 3'11-6'3
Weight: She must be in the welterweight division
Best Clothing Style: She must own a pair of Long, Black F*ck Me boots. Those are AWESOME!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: a couple few
Number of CDs I own: None, I have my friends rip them from the 'net.
Number of Piercings: Had my tongue pierced once, but then I swallowed the pin.
Number of Tattoos: none...yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not signing the contract that the NY Knicks offered to me back in '96. However, I did move on to become a legendary baller at most 24 hour fitness gyms in southern cal.

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