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mr.dave

not just some cheap rip-off

About Me


My name is Dave,
I live in Caerphilly,
Im a bit of a willy,
Because im so silly!
I have many great friends who live in my town,
what was that? oh theres no need to frown!
I work in an office,
It sucks like a bitch,
I work for National Britannia,
Ooo I've got an itch.
I enjoy going out and playing a bit of pool,
I can see what you're thinking,
Oh what a fool.
This is a poem provided by my wonderful friend Lucy
dave dave, he can't behave!
dave dave, he can do a mexican wave,
dave dave, he don't live in a cave!
dave dave, cos he lives in caerphilly,
dave dave, he's got a mega willy!
dave dave, he uses it on girls,
dave dave, he buys them diomands and pearls!
dave dave, so he can do rude stuff,
dave dave, he can play wih their muff!
but it must be tuff!
being the dave!
cos he can't behave!
And this is what I do at work - Design multi billion dollar spacecraft out of plastic drinking cups (Don't worry, they're recyclable)
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My Interests

Play The Emo-Game!!

    Going out and having what some people call, FUN!
    Hardcore Camping
    Getting in some quality gaming time
    Putting smiles on faces
    Entertaining Friends
    BeauFinding the time and effort to play the Guitar
    Cult Classics i.e Knight Rider/Airwolf
    Walking in the rain
    BBQ's and Social Gatherings (can't beat being with friends and good times)
    Surfing the web (there's a wealth of knowledge on that there thing)
    Talking (if we get along)
    Building PC's (when things go my way)
    Photography
    Philosophy
    Breathing
    Psychology
    Sci-Fi
    Manga
    Amazing views
    Anime
    You name it, I love it (Apart from Anal)

I'd like to meet:

My Esteemed Work Colleagues

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Music:

Ska
Punk & Hardcore
Rock
Reggae
Funk
Blues
Classical & Classical Mordern
Electro
Jazz
Ambient
And a hint of Metal

Movies:



    Any Kevin Smith film
    The Matrix Trilogy
    Highlander Films
    Cult Classics i.e Back to the Future/Robocop
    Trey Parker Films i.e Team America/Orgazmo
    The Godfather Trilogy
    Star Wars I,II,III,IV,V,VI
    Rambo Trilogy (Soon to be Quadrilogy)
    Road Trip
    Old School
    etc. etc.

Television:

    Futurama TOS SG1 The New BSG Ultimate Force My name is Earl Black Books Knight Rider/Airwolf Firefly Spaced DBZ Guyver (no, not Mcguyer) I've got a memory like a bottomless cup, so forgive me for not being able to remember them all...

Books:

My bank statement, so I can see how little money I have :D

Heroes:



My Blog

Self Discovery

No ones perfect, especially me. I have my faults, but then I do try my best to do the right thing, even though my emotions tend to get in the way. I've realised the mistakes I previously ma...
Posted by mr.dave on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Head Swap'in

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Posted by mr.dave on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:45:00 PST

Dave's Excellent Adventures

Date - 04/12/05 Location - Dodgy Merthyr Scum Place Info - Well it all started when I was invited out to a gig by a friend of mine from work, namely Rhys. He told me his ex drummer who had joined a n...
Posted by mr.dave on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:56:00 PST

Hamsters, Knives, Boredom


Posted by mr.dave on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:40:00 PST

Illness

Over the past few days I've contracted some kind of freak throat illness, which has seemed to spread to several of my friends including Nic and Luce. It started off with severe head aches, and then so...
Posted by mr.dave on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 06:28:00 PST

Quote Of The Day

Feel free to post some wise or just plain outright stupid quotes that seem to follow you around in your everyday common lives
Posted by mr.dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST