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Jake rocks not only my socks, but my entire set of undergarments!
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Want a profile design? Sucks for you... too much work to type it all out.
You know what I just realized? I've never actually filled out this kind of thing. Never! So I think I will now. What a concept!
Okay, so about me... Hmm... Where to start. So I have a fiance named Meredith Beal. (She is teh awesomeness) Our one year anniversary has passed and we're happier then ever. That was on May 14th, just in case you wanted to know. I love her very much and I say that shes the best in the world. Don't mess with her. Why? I'll give you 3 good reasons.
1. I am very protective.
2. I can find you very easily.
3. I will kill you.
Ok maybe not kill you but you'll feel it for a long time.
I drive a van... I love to drive my van. I like to race other vans. My van will kick your van's ass. So deal with it. She doesn't look like much but she runs like you wouldn't believe. Yes I do in fact have spinners on my van and yes I did it just for poop's and haha's.
Wins in the Caravan: 4 Losses in the Caravan: 1
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Wins in the Mustang: 3 Losses in the Mustang: 0
I have some sad news. The van is no more. I will miss it a lot as I send it off. She served me well for a few good years. However it was time she was on her way. Now I have a new ride. A Mustang. Still getting used to the big change but it's not hard to pick it up.
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I have the most awesome friends in the world... No seriously. You think your friends are cool? You got nothin'.
Glenn is my best friend. I guess we're more like family then anything. I'd probably live at his house. That is if he would stay out of trouble long enough for me to.
Ashley is just cool like that. I've known her since my sophomore year at Arundel. I try to get around and skate with her when I can. I'm not claiming to be any good so don't expect demo tapes.
I met Nick, her boyfriend, through her obviously. Well I knew him before that but we didn't really talk. He's a cool guy. He likes a lot of the same stuff I do.
Lauren I don't know how long I've known her. At least since middle school. I became better friends with her once I got into high school though. She's cool too. I'd put more but I know she doesn't like her info on the net.
Kelsie is... well Kelsie. I really don't know what to say about her.
Jessica I've known since my sophomore year as well. She's cool, and a lot of fun to hang around with.
Megan I know a little about, she's a lot of fun to hang around with as well.
Katie I met in my Algebra II class. She's a great artist. I envy her talent.
Morgaine, well Morgaine is awesome. I can guarentee you that there is no one else in the world like her.
I'm sorry if I don't have you listed, I'm still typing this up.
3 Rules To Abide By:
1. Don't mess with my friends.
2. Don't mess with me unless I know you.
3. Leave me a comment or send me a message.
Okay, so I may seem a little unfriendly from some of the stuff above. That's because I care about those people. If you know me you know I'm very easy to get along with. I love to hang around with my friends and just have a good time. If you want to get to know me better, just send me a message. I'd be happy to talk to you.
Thanks for stopping by my profile and if you're still reading at this point you deserve a cookie or a confectionary delight of your choice. Oh I'm Jake by the way. Nice to meet you.