Do The Damn Thing
If you don’t know me, you might want to. My name is D. but everyone calls me "Gone" because I always am. I was born in Texas, grew up in Savannah Ga, where I still call home but I am only there six months out of the year(unless I am in Hawaii or South Africa) The other six months I live in the Middle East, where I work. What do I do you ask? I’m a body guard for a royal chap in an oil family. I’m an Alpha male with the taste of a gay man, and im pickier than an anorexic with a box of raisins. I did the Myspace thing because everyone else was, and sometimes I like to follow the crowd. Don’t ask me for pics of my face, because I can’t give them to you, just have fun with me being the faceless friend. Speaking of friends, I have a habit of misplacing them, so if I lost touch with you, uh..my bad. What else about me? I am incapable of being in a relationship, I don’t like tricycles, and I have a problem spending money on things I don’t need. I was in the Army, I am a certified and licensed helicopter Pilot, I’m addicted to Tootsie pops and pop rocks, and I hate ice cream. Talk to me, haters.
