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Ian

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ian Edward Wieserman
Birthday: 09/25/1986
Birthplace: Johnstown ,PA
Current Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5,11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Cherokee,German,Dutch,Irish,Rat
The Shoes You Wore Today: Avia running shoes
Your Weakness: Pride,Temper
Your Fears: Spending my whole life trying to get somewhere and getting nowhere.
Your Perfect Pizza: A free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through first year of college.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders
Your Bedtime: When I feel tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out in Johnstown during the summer with the old crews
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arbys
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, for ice cream anyways
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yeah, too much
Do you Sing: Yeah mostly driving though
Do you Shower Daily: A must
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Someday if it strikes me
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: In smooth cars
Do you think you are Attractive: I have a slight charm
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Quick or something crazy and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Never grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Does not matter
Weight: Not to fat, Not to Skinny
Best Clothing Style: Not trashy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, they will just slow me down.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tom Hanks, Tom Seizmore, Jason Statham, Joseph Stalin, Hitler, The Beatles, Winston Churchill, General Geroge Patton, Will Smith, Jude Law, Solid Snake, Brent Cambell, John Travolta, Steve Buchemi, Che Guervera, Sting, and band I like, George Washington, Bill Clinton, Abraham Lincoln, Michale Moore, Matt Damon, and many others

Music:

I just used this section for surveys.
[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 13
[Parents still together] Yes
[Siblings] None, Thank God
[Pets] 2 dogs,3 cats, 3 birds
FAVORITES
[Color] Orange
[Number] 99
[Animal] Badger
[Drinks] Appletinis,Anything with Vodka or Rum
[Soda] Mountain Dew
[Book] Tripods series
[Flower] Tiger Lily
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] No
[Twirl your hair?] No
[Have tattoos?] No
[Have Piercings?] No
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink, don't smoke
[Like roller coasters?] Hate them
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Will be soon
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] No but I like things organized
[Write in cursive or print?] Both
[Own a web cam?] Yes
[Know how to drive?] Yes
[Own a cell phone?] No
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] oh yeah all the time, wtf kinda question is this
[Lied to someone?] Yes
[Been in love?] No
[Made out with JUST a friend?] No
[Been in lust?] I geuss
[Used someone] no
[Been used?] no
[Been cheated on?] no
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] I dunno how to quit you hoss
[Stolen anything?] Yes
[Held a gun] Yes own them also
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Boxers
[Current mood] Bored
[Current taste] Wtf? Ummm sweet? Hell if I know
[What you currently smell like] Axe
[Current hair] Wet
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Finishing off my resmue
[Current cd in stereo] Stone Temple Pilots No. 4
[Last book you read] House of Leaves
[Last movie you saw] Underworld 2
[Last thing you ate] Plain Spaghetti
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My uncle
[Do drugs?] No
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yes
Remember your first love?] Never had a first love
[Still love him/her?] N/A
[Read the newspaper?] Watch the news and somtimes read the paper
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] I am friends with a few gay guys
[Believe in miracles?] No
[Do well in school?] Yes if I put fourth effort
[Wear hats] Yes
[Hate yourself?] No
[Have an obsession?] Women,Video games
[Collect anything?] Games,Movies
[Have a best friend?] Yes 4 of them
[Close friends?] yeah a few
[Like your handwriting?] No its sloppy as hell
[Care about looks] I won't lie, yes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Heather Simendinger in like 3rd or 4th grade
[First kiss] Kirsten Neatrour
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Sure
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yeah
[Are you a tease?] No
[Too shy to make the first move?] No
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yeah
[Bitch/Asshole] Asshole somtimes
[sarcastic] Yes
[Angel] No
[Devil] No
[Shy] Around new people
[Talkative] Yes

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Movies:

Kill Bill 1 and 2 ,Reservoir Dogs,Pulp Fiction, Aliens series, Star Wars, Saving Private Ryan, Boondock Saints,James Bond all of them,Black Hawk Down,Cowboy bebop the movie, Donnie Darko,Enemy at the Gates,Bowling for columbine, Farenheight 9/11, Colatteral,Falling Down,Gone in 60 Seconds,Lord of the Rings all 3,Detroit Rock City,Clockwork Orange,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (RIP),Sky Captain and the World of tommorow,The last samurai,The Fifth Element,Road to Perdition,Lock stock and 2 Smoking Barrels,Snatch,Matrix all 3,The Thing,All the night of the living dead,Boune Identity,Bourne Supremacy,Godzillas,Austin Powers all 3,Matrix all except revolutions,Akira,Ghost in the Shell,The Transporter,Time Bandits,Where Eagles Dare,The Big Lebowski,Fight Club WOO :),Scarface,Oceans 11,Oceans 12,Independence Day,Gladiator,Mortal Combat movies they sucked lol, Life of Brian,Monty Python and the Holy Grail,Meaning of Life, Die Hard all 3,Indiana Jones all 3, Cast Away,Clerks,Mall Rats,Chasing Amy,Dogma,Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back,Caveman,Enemy Mine,Where Eagles Dare,Dirty Harry all of them,Team America World Police (guilty pleasure)Sin Ciy,Sahara,Supersize Me,Minority Report,Terminator series,American Beauty,All kevin smith films,Death to Smoochy,Suspect Zero,Kicking and Screaming,Madagasgar,Out Cold,Transporter 2,Force 10 from Navarone,War of the Worlds,Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou,The Royal Tenenbaums,The Aviator,The Motorcycle Diaries,44 Minutes,Mortal Kombat 1 and 2,The Inside Man,Ice age 1 and 2 5 millions others not worth writing them all sorry :)

Television:

Anything Comedy or History Channel, COWBOY BEBOP! ,

Books:

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, James and the Giant Peach, House of Leaves, Teep and Beep Go to Sleep, Darwin Awards, Halo Fall of Reach.

Heroes:

My FriendsSpike SpiegelIndiana Jones

My Blog

A list of requests and other from a concerned U.S. citizen.

Politicians, quit fucking lying, be honest about what you really plan to do in office, both parties quick fucking wasting my time and work together to come up with solutions to problems rather than cr...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

A look into my current state of mind.

As I was walking home from school today I realized that I am facing a problem that is rather complex and difficult. I also realized that this problem has probably been plaguing me since 2006 or perhap...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:07:00 PST

When summer dies.

I haven't written one of these for so long, but I have a toothache and this will occupy me until it stops. Well first I would like to apologize to everyone I have lost contact with due to moving to Pi...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST

Pride Kills

I once had a conversation with a good friend about this a while back so I decided to write about it. It is about pride. Pride I believe keeps you from being who you really are. Pride keeps you f...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:55:00 PST

Poem

Ok I felt kinda crappy today so I decided to write a late night poem. I am not good at this at all and it follows no particular style. I mean if you wanna read good stuff poetry wise go read Jon Kohan...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST

Decided.

Well after a long discussion with a comrade I have come to a decision. If people are going to really push for this gap to be mended I am not going to sacrafice my personal beliefs in how I handle thin...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST

Burning Bridges

Ok I am going to be honest in this blog. Due to the nature of recent events and ideas brought to my attention by one of my closest friends I decided to write this. First off this all reminds me of a s...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:52:00 PST

O Canada.

Well I am back from Canada so I will write a new blog. I will make it short though. The roadtrip was alot of fun. We stayed in Buffalo NY with Shaggy's friend from college. We ate at this cool restura...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:25:00 PST

We be burning not concerning

Well this has been a pretty good weekend so I decided to write about it. Friday was automatically good because it ended the work week. Luke, Sarah and I went to Main Moon and dined on the wonderful fo...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:34:00 PST

Slowly but getting there.

So I haven't wrote for a while so I geuss I revive my blogs again. I finally got a bank account and already have a decent amount in there for Pittsburgh woot!. The closer I get the more happy I am. Bu...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:12:00 PST