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Gabriel

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I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!

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I will seriously be friends with anyone who dislikes "Napoleon Dynamite".

My Blog

The Film Year 2007: Best / Worst

Originally posted in my movie review thread on the Coachella Message Board on 1.14.08.Okay, I'm running the fucking list. If I keep waiting and waiting to knock out every movie I think I should see be...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Soundtrack thing that I ripped off from Julie's blog

This seems like a fun idea. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press pl...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 23:14:00 GMT

"300" Review.....sort of

I wasn't going to post this here.  Usually, I write my movie reviews on the Coachella Board - in "Schoolio's Movie Corner" - but I'm about pissed off with all the fucking "300" advertisement...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:09:00 GMT

Top Movies of 2006

Ah shit, I slacked off on this one.  I should have posted this a month ago. Here's my final recap of 2006:Top 10: The Fountain Children of Men The Departed Babel L' Enfant Brick Half Nels...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:57:00 GMT

"The Fountain" - The most long-awaited movie review of all time

Last night, after more than 5-1/2 years of waiting that was both patient and anguished in equal measure, I finally saw "The Fountain" - the new film from Darren Aronofsky.  The one that was suppo...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 15:22:00 GMT

X-Men: The Last Stand review

Keep in mind, that there will be some information about the movie revealed below. I won't spoil the major surprises, though.I saw "X-Men: The Last Stand" with Ronnie last night. I went in with high ho...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:03:00 GMT

Because I rip off all of Tessa's blog surveys, baby...

The Rules:- Don't change your top 8.- Be completely honest (within reason)[PERSON ONE]: Jennie.1) How long have you known this person? 1 year, 3 months.2) Where does this person live? Orlando, FL, but...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:30:00 GMT

COACHELLA PICS & BRIEF REVIEWS

Welcome.  Anyone not trapped in an avalanche knows that Coachella '06 has come and gone, so thus we come to a yearly tradition - my Coachella re-cap.  These tend to run in epic form (I might...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Band Thing That I Stole From Tessa and Valarie

Name 10 bands/artists you are really in to right now. 1.   Mogwai2.   Tool3.   Sigur Ros4.   The Movies5.   Animal Collective6.   Pulp7.&...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 21:52:00 GMT

Best & Worst Movies of 2005 (Yes, I know it's President's Day, shut up)

Hi.  It took me a while to finally catch up on certain movies that I felt I needed to see before I could assemble a "Best of Last Year" list.  Sorry.Honestly, 2005 was a bit of a weird movie...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 18:33:00 GMT