y halo thar, buttseckz. My name is Sam. I live in a house. I enjoy sugar and meat by-products.I work at the Carmike 10 movie theater. Yeah, it's cool 'n' shit, but I'm sick of people asking for free popcorn. I work with a couple of my best buds, Brock and Zach, but they just don't ball like I do. See, that's just the thing. I'm a balla.I used to enjoy finely made tobacco products, but now, I can no longer sustain my own expensive tastes. Also, I think Camel sucks, because they used to have exotic blends, and they were the best. My buddy Skyler bought me my first pack.I'm told I have a very charming smile, and that my hair kicks ass. Some women find me to be very charming and personable, and others think I'm some crazy asshole who hits on them. To be fair, though, they're all really actually correct.I like thinking, and on the flipside, not thinking at all. But because of the genius contained in my noodle, sometimes I have to hold my breath for a good 3, maybe 4 minutes for this to happen.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sam
Birthday: 11/14, don't forget
Birthplace: Rapid City
Current Location: Rapid City
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown? Blonde? I don't know, you tell me so I can find out.
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I masturbate with both
Your Heritage: Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Onitsuka Tigers
Your Weakness: Being mean
Your Fears: Needles
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy $1,000 worth of cigarettes and porn, and give it to kids
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You ______s just don't understand the essential decency of the white man's culture.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Er...Baseball.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes or smile.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep, so about 11.
Your Most Missed Memory: Not having black neighbors.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I roll with the king
Single or Group Dates: Dates? Single. Sex? Group.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is the milk of untermensch.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Occasionally. Not every day.
Do you Swear: I mainly use racial pejoratives.
Do you Sing: Beautifully.
Do you Shower Daily: I shower once ever 2 weeks.
Have you Been in Love: Boy I sure have!
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Dear God no.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar, baby
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Some Red Ass Rhubarb wine.
In the past month have you Smoked: Ha ha ha ha, YEAH.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ye
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I do shower naked sometimes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Ye
Ever been called a Tease: Jeremy!!!In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Any color
Favorite Hair Color: Any color
Short or Long Hair: Whatever looks good
Height: Ideal height for a girl
Weight: Ideal weight
Best Clothing Style: Eccentric
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4-5
Number of CDs I own: ~25
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Looking so stupid for so long and thinking I looked good
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