Fools Gold Isnt Even Worth Pyriting. |
Yeah, so movie reviews are just behind top ten lists as the easiest thing for a person to write, fucking sue me.Thanks to my beautiful and loving wife (and Netflix), I recently got the opportunit...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:09:00 GMT |
Weekly Roundup: Well, They ARE cuter than Pandas |
This week in annoying news stories: a white girl goes in for elective surgery, has a very rare bad reaction to the anesthesia and dies. Naturally, this has the internet abuzz with questions abou...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:13:00 GMT |
My First, and Last, Political Blog |
Reasons to stay away from the polls this coming November:1. You’re stupid enough to honestly think that your vote doesn’t matter.2. There is no person in America that you think can do a go...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
"Proto" Means First of its Kind, So its This Guys Fault that Clowns Suck |
If you've looked at my page before, you'll know that I'm a fan of a little website called I-Mockery.com. This comedy site, whose tagline reads "Mocking pop culture, and whatever else we can get ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:37:00 GMT |
Youre the Best |
Just like VH1 and the E! Network, I've decided that I currently have no good ideas on the table, so I may as well garner support writing a crappy "remember when?" special about 2007.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:11:00 GMT |
A Conversation Between Two Sports Fans |
Guy 1: Wassup Brah? You'll never believe where I'm at.Guy 2: Holla cuz! don't tell me you're out chubby chasing again, dude, that shit ain't cool.G1: Naw man, fuck that shit, I hit one slump-buster an...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:32:00 GMT |
Friendly Driving Tips from J.J. 4: Hows it Hangin? |
Let's say that one day you get visited by an alien. This alien is completely different from what you expected; he has no interest in probing you, destroying you, or talking to your leaders. ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:57:00 GMT |
Sweet Salvation Shes Acomin! |
When you think about the people who took the first positive strides to developing the internet (Al Gore et al.), you can imagine their giddiness at the thought of the possilities a world wide web woul...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:39:00 GMT |
Prudie Bitch-Slaps a Ho |
A while back, I wrote an article about how I could do Dear Abby's job more completely than she could, contributing my advice to the unspoken problems with the readers as well as those voiced. (Y...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:05:00 GMT |
I Iz Devul, Haz Pitchfork, Haz Speshul Place in Hellz For U, Lolz! |
Aside from my eyesight, my wrists, and my ability to imagine women naked, I'd like to thank the internet for ruining one more thing that is near and dear to me: comedy. You see, much like that a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:57:00 GMT |
