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Right, here we go then. I don't like wearing my shoes on the way home from the pub but if I am wearing shoes then they are an extension of my pockets. shoes are for holding lighters, bus ticket or sometimes small change and everything else goes in real pockets.I am good with goblins! although rora is killing them all on her gameboy :)I like parks and green spaces - trees are friendly enough but never trust a park bench! I think MI5 may have recruited some of them :)My Name is a secret as always but everyone knows it. My birthday has gone, I was born in Pembury, lived in colley gate near Birmingham till a year ago and currently live wherever. I have grey/green eyes but both look blue under a certain light. dark hair, Height: 5' 10", right handed. The Shoes I Wore Today made me look like a chav. They don't make my perfect pizza yet but duck comes pretty close. My most overused phrase on msn is 'hmmmmm' Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCKPepsi or Coke? Coke, the pepsi challenge must have been a skam! actually don't drink either - Dr pepper much better :)and that's a half truth cos my FIRST thought in the morning usually involves a fuck and the Dr Pepper is for the school run! For a decent takeaway you need a Burger from burger king, fries from mcdonalds then take the whole lot into spoons and get a pint cos neither of them do dr pepper. Altenatively a pizza from the shop on colley gate and a beer from down the road, I wouldn'y mind a donner burger but they have no idea what they are down south! The entire contents of a kebab in a roll isn't quite the same (and it costs a fiver before you even add the chips!) I smoke far too much at the moment and swear without realising, but still have no regrets!

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fucking stupidity

look. it's not hard...i wanted a train, preferably going to maidstone. instead a sign tells Me not to board this train because it terminates here. i'm then told that this is the train i was supposed t...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 04:39:00 GMT

summer

well it's definatelly here!the parks are full, fans dusted down and the hospitals are filling up with my fellow asthmatics. remember plenty of water and to keep an eye on the elderly :)this does the p...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:55:00 GMT

uncertainty

Ok, my habit of buggering off when stressed may not have been missed by some people. Others may be wondering why I enjoy being outside and traveling so much? The answer to the second part of that is ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:43:00 GMT

So, what happened there then?

My general lazy attitude to anything that involves forms or dealing with people who claim to work in 'authoritive positions' within the realm of the civil servants or other large organisations has pro...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:30:00 GMT

Getting wet

hmmmmmm, now everyone is wondering. Actually wanted to say that the rain was wicked today! if you are after a proper soaking then wearing a crap coat on the wettest day in ages has to be the way forwa...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:41:00 GMT

Amsterdam

It's no wonder I don't sleep anymore. Has TW developed the most concentrated number of coffee shops outside of amsterdam?
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:54:00 GMT