The four horsemen of the Apocalypse; Dentists, Doctors, Opticians and Pharmacists |
From the moment you step into the dentists office, a bone chilling fear creeps through your very being, much like when youre really drunk and realise your crotch is a great deal soggier than you recal...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST |
Know Your HIZ; Human Infection/Zombification |
Zombies, next to pigeons, are the leading cause of un-death in the United States, and the figures are growing rapidly in parts of Europe and Asia (the current leading cause in Britain is grease... the...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST |
From My Noggin... |
-If it aint broke, dont smother it with peanut butter. Bloody yanks.
-Sue unto others before other sue unto you.
-If youre "W" for Woman sized, then we're no longer XXL either; we're "ATIM", for All T...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST |
SLEEP vs SEX |
Why Sleeping Alone is Better Than Bad Sex...
-When snoring is heard its a signal of deep physical and mental restoration, not an indication that your marriage is on the rocks.
-Theres only o...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST |
Dear Santa... |
Listen mate, I know we havent talked in awhile, but its about time we had a one on one.
I know youre a good guy and for the past few years youve had free run of the house. You walk in whenever yo...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST |
In the words of Mario Winans... |
-I dont wanna know about how your ex used to wear a different cologne than I do, and how he drove a faster car, and how he wore his hair short, and how he's a fucking 'asshole' for whatever self ...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST |
Them... |
She was the one I saw first.The one who made me think and feel and cry and scream before I was able to read and write and clean behind my ears.She was the one who gave me a ring that glowed ...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:37:00 PST |
Learndings |
LEARNDINGS
- I've learned that beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, but in the palm of beholden.
- After spending the last 4 of my 5 drinking nights in a black out blunder of ill-recognition and ...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST |
Dark Brown Day Before Saturday |
For the sake of argument, let us assume that the little trail leading through some parts of capitol malls car park/parking lot isnt as badly angled as the nose of a rugby player with no arms. And lets...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:46:00 PST |
BIRTHDAY BLOG: Life, Love, Change, and Mange... |
(...okay, so i never had mange, but its hard to rhyme)
- Things today arent like they used to be. We didnt have fancy phones or HDTV or even superintelligent computers. We had rocks. You wanted to get...
Posted by The Brown Welsh on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST |
