Shaggy is a New Generation Nuyorican Poeta, from the Fifth planet of Voltron, orbiting a Sun named Atzlan through the third dimension of Spanglish, in a galaxy called Ricky Martin Andromeda, run by a dictator named George Bushitty, who shoots lasers out of his eyes igniting the gases that exit his rectum every three hours, where the Immigrant Latino Bracero workers collect the fumes to power the planet and its slave inhabitants called oompaloompas of the Ninth Black Order of Jerry Curl Soul Glow.
