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the bitch crackers were sent by the powers of rock to destroy the mtv generation.
they..re making monster rock..n..roll.
says leadsinger heavy malte: we come from another dimension.
we love beer, booze and bitches... and we got the rhythm, baby!
says guitar god grillmaster flash: we..re here to kick your ass, don..t
mess around with us, cause we have the power of a million stars!
when the bitch crackers were beamed on earth the first time in 1972 ad,
no member of the original band survived, as all of them suffocated on
the toxic atmosphere!
over the years they succesfully carried on touring throughout the
universe - and some paralell universes, as well..
lots of line up changes came across with their ongoing, hard rockin.. career.
in 2005 the bitch crackers invaded earth again, resistent to the fucking
oxygen and conquered the planet by playing one single show, making
sure, their struggle againstshitty pop music, hip hop and disco crap goes
on until the rock..n..roll..s the last man standing.
2006 they returned - louder than ever, with three guitars and a bottle of scotch!
in 2007 they kept playing sweaty shows and entered the studio to record
their first ep! the cd will include 6 ass-kicking track and is planned to be
released early 2008...
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WATCH OUR VIDEO "MOTHERS TAKE CARE"
(CUT BY "DRECKHEAD")
