Evan

I like nectarines a lot. maybe even more than I like communism.

I never know what to say when people knock on the bathroom door.

I think Mindy Kaling & Cobie Smulders are underrated geniuses. and Hot too.

I really like playing the slots in casinos. but only the ones that cost 5 or 10 cents. I always win.

I really regret some of the food I ate when I was in Tunisia.