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Chris Chandler

About Me

As a musician, philosopher and eater of Chinese food, Chris Chandler is, simply put, well... something else.

Born in Des Moines, IA on July 31, 1979, Christopher Edward Chandler has been a mere bump in the road of the Des Moines musical scene for many years. He rarely performs in public, and his occasional live appearances often spawn riots and looting for several hours afterward.

He began writing and recording music and the age of eight using a boom box recorder to yodel Jimmie Rogers songs. Since 1993, he has recorded seven albums, selling somewhere near 300 copies worldwide with absolutely no promotion and very little self-determination.

Along with some friends in high school, Chris founded the seminal Des Moines group Captain Violence with the help of a young man named Brian Thompson, who could make a noise like a dolphin. The group recorded five albums, released only on cassette and distributed through the halls of North High School. The group reunited in 2002 and released two suprisingly well-accepted CD, "Rock The Catbox" and "Songs In The Key of Whoo!", before retiring with an explosive final concert at Des Moines' House of Bricks, which was attended by many Des Moines bands and, most notably, Slipknot's Corey Taylor.

Chris was also a member of the band Jimi Pig from 2004 to November of 2005. He recorded several songs with the group and embarked on a multi state tour with the group in the spring of 2005.

In addition to a burgeouning solo career, Chris is also a member of Des Moines' roots-rock stalwarts Midwestern Remedy. The band is currently in the process of writing and honing material for their third CD, and can be seen live around the Des Moines area most weekends.

Chris also had a brief radio career from 1997 to 2001, both on and off the air on The Hawk 97.3 and 95 KGGO. He resumed that career in April 2007 with the Des Moines Radio Group, and can be heard evenings on 1350 KRNT, filling in for traffic all over the place, and occasionaly weekends on Lazer 103.3

Currently, Chandler is recording and refining songs for his eighth studio album, Pointless, which has been in the works since mid-2005. One track, "Waltz", was included on Ephemera, a "greatest hits" collection released in 2006.

And now, a few "fun" facts:

- Chris wasn't really "born" in the ueual sense. He was found abandoned in a basket, floating in some reeds at the confluence of the Des Moines and Raccoon Rivers.

- He was raised by squirrels.

- He was proficient from an early age with several musical instruments, including the kazoo, banjo, harmonica and various rocks.

- He wrote his first song while in the womb, entitled Whats This Thing Do?

- Annually, he sings Christmas Carols to the Deaf.

- He recorded his first album in 1994, entitled I Ate What?, which has sold seven copies to date.

- He once built a car entirely out of straw, which caught fire almost immediately.

- He owns the Worlds Smallest Hammer, which is invisible to the naked eye.

- Many refer to him as the cute one, more often than not when compared to Lyle Lovett.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/02/2005
Band Website: www.1350krnt.com
Band Members: Chris Chandler plays everything. (With varying degrees of success.)
Influences: Queen, Frank Zappa, old Metallica, Stuart Davis and Verdi, among others.
Sounds Like: Something. I don't know what. But something.
Record Label: Chandler Records International
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

haiku

empty husk, a shellheartless chamber of blood andghosts that steer my soulpain begets more painmasked in opiate haze andgeneral malaisei have learned todaythat you cannot kill what wantsmost to die in...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:30:00 GMT

Okay, Regrets...

I regret the past few days. I regret posting without thinking. I regret eating Thai food at 4 AM.Witty as it was, the last blog I posted brought on a firestorm that has left me emotionally and physica...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:52:00 GMT

No Regrets

Hey everybody! Why not take the time to check out my old friend Brian Thompson's new hit single, No Regrets, at www.myspace.com/briancthompson! As you all know, Brian and I once had a group called Cap...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 07:27:00 GMT

Just when you think it's over...

My position as Assistant Program Director of Praise 940 has been eliminated.DMRG has offered to keep me on part-time. Less hours, a lot less money. I will likely do that. My work doing Afternoon Traff...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:03:00 GMT

Done

I think I'm really done making music for myself this time.I'm in a depression I cannot seem to shake. The well is truly dry. What little I can produce can't stand on its own. Anyone who says I'm a mus...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:06:00 GMT

Twitter-pated / Florida

As have legions of hip social networkers, I have succumbed to popular taste and signed up for Twitter. Now you, too, can follow my every blog, blurp and tweet and see how much work I'm not getting don...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:27:00 GMT

Remastered Back Catalogue, pt. 1

REMASTERED ALBUMS TO BE REISSUED (for lack of new material?)In preparation for the release of "pointless" sometime between now and December 21, 2012, Chris Chandler and Chandler Records are proud to a...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:06:00 GMT

pointless postponed.

the release of "pointless" has been postponed until further notice.i just don't have the music in me right now. c
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:56:00 GMT

12/21/12 - t minus 4 years

According to the Mayans, we have exactly four years left as of today. The Mayan Calendar ends at sunset on December 21, 2012. ending what they called "the fifth age". Our Sun will reach the peak of it...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:10:00 GMT

Another sample to tide you over...

The first :60 of the rough vocal mixdown of Lost Again... Patience, young Jedi... it's almost January.   Plus, if 2009 goes by without "pointless", I'll buy everyone in the country a Diet 7up. H...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:50:00 GMT