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Lauren.

Bitch, I Got a Man.

About Me



Ne joue pas avec moi.

My Interests

Bioluminescent plankton, Pupusas, Photography, Discussing Social Psychology, Thunderstorms, Polydactyls, Crime scene photos, Orchids, Puddling, Chiaroscuro, Smushing, Burnt cheese, Shaking things, Spray painting billboards, Twinkling, G'Cre$t Crew, Los Caprichos, Being covered in tattoos, Spoiling my mother, Pumping my fists, The Gulf of Mexico, Knitting, Pistachio pudding, Santiago Chile, All natural lemon and lime flavors.

I'd like to meet:


Another Pokanoket. Mujeres bananeras.

Music:

is a very nice thing I enjoy.

Movies:

Anything made by Takeshi Kitano/Vincent Gallo or featuring Gael Garcia Bernal.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Da Ali G Show, The Secret World of Alex Mack.

Books:

This one , and: "There is a place where time stands still.
...illuminated by only the most feeble red light, for light is diminished to almost nothing at the center of time, its vibrations slowed to echoes in vast canyons, its intensity reduced to the faint glow of fireflies."

Heroes:


Plus Jasper Goodall and all of these boys .

My Blog

Chillie Willie

I had what can be considered the best Valentine's Day ever in the history of Lauren-kind.Brady took me to a very special spot that I could not believe he remembered two years later. I wanted to cry, b...
Posted by Lauren. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST

Fuck You

One out of every three women will be raped in her lifetime. (6,13, 17) One out of four girls and one out of six boys are sexually abused before age 18. (11) 84% of rapes go unreported; 46% of survivor...
Posted by Lauren. on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

Domestic Housewives

All in all it's safe to say Akvile and I cook bomb ass food....
Posted by Lauren. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

Early Holiday

For Christmas I got Brady a pug. The night was filled with intense conversation, missing our exit on our way to get Mr.Lee, teaching him that cops are bad/racism sucks, cooing when he fell asleep in o...
Posted by Lauren. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST