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Evan

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About Me

This is Evan Laszlo. I went to Villanova for 4 years, and am going to Villanova for another 4 years. I am a WHITE caucasian male. I am just an average joe, lookin for a hot hoe. Beneath my rough exterior is a truly soft, loving heart of gold. Don't judge me.This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Soccer, football, golf, tennis, ping pong, WoW, porn, reptiles (porn and reptiles take up most of my time), and...well whackin off.

I'd like to meet:

Any damn hoe with a lot below.

Music:

Anything eccentric or exciting...Foo Fighters, Journey, U2, Eagles, Barry White...actually I am pretty open-minded on these sort of things.

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Matrix, Fantasia 2000, Gladiator, The Lord of the Rings, Rocky, The Sixth Sense, Pirates (both the porn movie and the Johnny Depp blockbuster smash), V for Vendetta, Dumb and Dumber, Hungarians Gone Wild.

Television:

I don't have television.

Books:

The Wheel of Time, The Fionavar Tapestry, Erotica: The Lost Chronicles, The Holy Bible, His Dark Materials, Forgotten Realms.

Heroes:

Arnold Schwartzenegger, Ragnaros, and Sylvester Stallone