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Amy

Never try to unwrap a tampon if you have moisturiser on your hands. That's good advice.

About Me

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I Am Amy
I Want hommus
I Have crackers
I Wish I had some hommus
I Hate not having hommus
I Fear life without a variety of dips
I Hear too many dj..'s and my little pony
I Search my fridge in vain...
I Wonder if vitamins really work...
I Regret NOTHING!!! ahahahahahahaha!
I Love the plumber and the milkman
I Ache when I don..'t warm up first
I Always drink diet coke
I Usually like penguins
I Am Not a pelican
I Dance with Carl
I Sing loudly and way off key
I Never go to Bible Study
I Rarely forget to moisturise
I Cry for one week every month :p
I Am Not Always very organised or with it
I Lose th plot.
I'm Confused regularly. It..'s my job or special skill.
I Need regular chocolate among other things ;)
I Should go shave my legs :-)
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Your Birthdate: August 21
You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures
Your power color: Hot pink
Your power symbol: Figure eight
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean? ??? It's wrong. I LOVE slow pleasures... :p

My Interests

Arty stuff, music, anything fun, aromatherapy, movies, books,ooooh Carl, he's interesting (can a person be an interest??) At the moment, I am a bit fascinated with tourette's guy (www.tourettesguy.com) It just makes me giggle, whether or not it's real....Fashion Bug!! Bob Saget!!Apparently, according to this quiz, kissing is a past time of mine... ;)

How Experienced A Kisser Are You?

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94% which makes you An Extremely Experienced Kisser

You are a kissing god. Is there anywhere or anyone you havn't kissed. Keep up the good work, kissing and being kissed brings a smile to everyone's face.

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I'd like to meet:

everyone. I like people. Here is a slideshow from when we went camping last month.

Music:

I like lots. I am currently listening to a Fireballs CD (Life Takes Too Long) but they are a new interest. I love Beck, Greenday, Chili Peppers (old stuff better than new stuff for all those)...Thirsty Merc, Jet, Jeff Buckley...I love Billie Holliday...yet again...broad question. I don't know. I probably left out like 2 million bands I guess.
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Movies:

Giant Girl Doll


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she's so pretty :-) Blue Velvet, Natural Born Killers, most Kubrick (Space Oddessy was boring as all fuck), It's a Wonderful Life, The Elephant Man, lot's of aussie movies...like 2 million others... function nothingf(){document.write("..1.mov.r{}

Television:

TV basically sucks. I do watch House when I remember and I caught that 'My name is Earl' show last week which was funny. Simpsons are always a classic...

Books:

Where do I start!! Anyone who knows me knows I love books. Anything Stephen King...man I'd read his grocery list...Diana Gabaldon's Voyager series, Penny Vincenzi's good...just read The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger (I'd so change my name wouldn't you??) and it was soooo awesome...

Heroes:

My hero is Irrelevance Man. You are dangling by one hand from a building, 26 stories up... he arrives, offers to make you 2 minute noodles, does the chicken dance and demonstrates his tamagotchi. Then he leaves, and you continue to dangle. but most of all Nathan is my hero.

My Blog

Life

sometimes i look around and say "how the fuck did this happen?" and by this, i mean my life. there are times i wonder why i even bother to get up! then i have to force myself to relive the most painfu...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:54:00 PST

you think you know a person...

turns out carl doesn't like grapes. huh.
Posted by Amy on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:43:00 PST

oooowww

I can't be arsed updating anyone who reads this on my whole life since I last posted a blog. I'll do something in point form.-Saw Thirsty Merc-At same gig discovered young women are now wearing party ...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

MiniBlog

Yesterday, I went to Bronte Cemetary. Took some nice photos. I will post them when I can. I am watching Biggest Loser. Good! Bob and Jillian are back. They are so inspirational. I have to get back int...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

i dont know

is it right that just because a person is strong, they have to use that all the time? do people subconciously exploit it? "she's strong, she'll be fine if i put her through this " etc. or is that the ...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:49:00 PST

Moody bitch

i have requit smoking. i am not happy about it right now...as i said to carl earlier, my moods are swinging like ron jeremy, but basically between 4 main ones; hostile, hungry, wanting hugs and wantin...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

Pooh

Charlotte: Mummy?Amy:Yes.C: You know Jay?A: Yes, I know Jay.C:He likes honey.A:Yes, yes he does.C: Jay is Pooh Bear. He is just the same. Like, he is sticky.
Posted by Amy on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

Amy and Carl Write a Story

Ok so last night, we were bored and decided to do this thing where you each take turns in writing 3 words, and it goes back and forth and so on until you have a little story. Here is ours, and it's li...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

Bleh eeeeek ick yuk

I am at work hence the title of this blog. I am going out for dinner tonight though, which will be nice. I am mentally planning my outfit, but the trouble is, it might be too hot to wear long pants, a...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

me with a slight headache....


Posted by Amy on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST