Ok I think this will save a lot of time, I shall introduce myself in a funky questionnaire format, this way you can relax as all your questions shall be answered
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
My name is dylan spelt Dylan, my last name is kime but that irrelevant…unless you are stalking me, in which case I spelt it wrong so you cant look me up!
WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?
I am like a tiger cub/ capten nemo/ caressell of spunk and seduction……but more human and amusing than any of those things. I am very friendly to the point of being social.
And I’m fragile, oh so fragile
WHAT INTERESTS YOU?
music and hokey pokey ice cream, that is all, everything els in life is too boring to contemplate...SO DONT MOFO!
(BAM!!) smack your head boy
ARE YOU INTERESTING?
only if you dont know or understand me
DO YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS?
No I live by myself in a shack with a million cats
WHAT DO YOU DISSLIKE?
I dislike cats
ARE THESE ANSWERES TRUTHFULL?
my lawyers would say yes
