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JACK DANIEL'S

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Wanna know some shit about me, Fuckin ask?? Stop all the bullshit gossip crap... Just ask.Body: A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.""Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled."Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Sex, Drugs, Porn, Money, stealin cars (my moms) and someother shit. www.deathclock.com When are you gunna die???This is a protest against the media and how they approve certain things such as christian music over tv and they dont allow satanic,white power etc.leave a comment if this bothers you as well...
HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BUD?*"The Truth of Marijuana"*Congress banned hemp because it was said to be the most violence-causing drug known. Anslinger, head of the Drug Commission for 31 years, promoted the idea that marihuana made users act extremely violent. In the 1950s, under the Communist threat of McCarthyism, Anslinger now said the exact opposite. Marijuana will pacify you so much that soldiers would not want to fight.Seem's that at the time they'll say what ever they need to be sure your on there side.* George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and other founding fathers GREW HEMP; Washington and Jefferson Diaries. Jefferson smuggled hemp seeds from China to France then to America.* REFUSING TO GROW HEMP in America during the 17th and 18th Centuries WAS AGAINST THE LAW! You could be jailed in Virginia for refusing to grow hemp from 1763 to 1769; Hemp in Colonial Virginia, G. M. Herdon.The brainwashing continues. Now, the commercials say: If you buy a joint, you contribute to murders and gang wars. The latest anti-pot commercials say: If you buy a joint...you are promoting TERRORISM! The new enemy (terrorism) has paved the road to brainwash you any way THEY see fit.There is only one enemy; the friendly people you pay your taxes to; the war-makers and nature destroyers. With your funding, they are killing the world right in front of your eyes. HALF A MILLION DEATHS EACH YEAR ARE CAUSED BY TOBACCO. HALF A MILLION DEATHS EACH YEAR ARE CAUSED BY ALCOHOL. NO ONE HAS EVER, EVER DIED FROM SMOKING POT!! In the entire history of the human race, not one death can be attributed to cannabis. Our society has outlawed grass but condones the use of the KILLERS: TOBACCO and ALCOHOL. Hemp should be declassified and placed in DRUG stores to relieve stress. Hardening and constriction of the arteries are bad; but hemp usage actually enlarges the arteries...which is a healthy condition. We have been so conditioned to think that: Smoking is harmful. That is NOT the case for passive pot.Ingesting THC, hemp's active agent, has a positive effect; relieving asthma and glaucoma. A joint tends to alleviate the nausea caused by chemotherapy. You are able to eat on hemp. This is a healthy state of being.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Ozzy, Wayne Static, Hitler, And the leading member of the KKK. Oh yea and Tupac.

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Murderdolls, Deadstar Assembly, Crossbreed, Pantera, Slayer, Dope, Rob/White Zombie, Faster Pussycat, Cinderella, Disturbed, Mudvayne, Coal Chamber, ICP, Ministry, Fear Factory, (Hed) PE, Static-X, NIN, Children of Bodom, Sepultura, KoRn (old), Godhead, Spineshank, 311, Skinny Puppy, Sinistar, twiztid, Front Line Assembly, System of a Down, SOD, Mushroomhead, Motley Crue, Sublime, Dimmu Borgir, KMFDM, Cradle of Filth, Metal Skool, Sevendust, Scum of the Earth, Ozzy, Limp Bizkit, AFI, Gorillaz, Jerk,Atreayu, Godsmack, Josh Todd, Machine Head, Nevermore, Incubus, Trivium, TUPAC
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Movies:

Tim Burton and Vincent Price, Nothing better....shadows fall - thoughts without words
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Television:

Whatever's on.

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe all the way.

Heroes:

I have heroes. They dont know who they are,but without these people my life wouldnt be as important. With these people in my life I have someone to talk to and not be discouraged. I love them...

My Blog

I need Drugs

When I come home from work Im fiendin for an 8-ball, I got crack on my mind Im hearin cocaine call. Tellin me to beat the dealer to deliver me stuff, Keep it a secret from my wife cuz she thinks I don...
Posted by JACK DANIEL'S on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST

Fuck all you Fuckers!!!

Death is one of those natural things.... Well thats what everyone says anyway. People are afraid to die. I mean i dont know what the fuck there so afraid of. Your going to die anyway. Wheather it be S...
Posted by JACK DANIEL'S on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST

Times have Changed

In your lifetime you alwayz have that one person in your heart. That one person you never want to give up. Today Im not going to talk about that one person that you dont want to lose. Im gunna talk ab...
Posted by JACK DANIEL'S on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:12:00 PST

One thing that you need

OK there is always that one person in your heart that will always be there right.That one person you would do anything for. Well i have a special person just like that. If she told me to go and quit s...
Posted by JACK DANIEL'S on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:04:00 PST