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[Twitch | The "Great" RJWise]

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Yo, my name is Rich.
I'm a complete asshole, but am I happy with whom I am and how I live my life
Hell yes, every second of it.
I'm me.
I don't try to be anybody else.
If you label me, I won't like you.
If you piss me off, I'll harrass you.
I pretty much live for music and writing.
I see myself as an author, I'm due to publish a book soon. I wish I could play guitar better.
I complain a lot.
I love metal, Black Metal Especially.
I more or less live for town and MySpace.
Feel free to add me.
Yep.
I love:
Guitaring
Writing
Complaining
Making Movies
Photography
Towning
Black Metal
Thrash Metal
Gigging
Reading
MySpace
YouTube
Rain
Drinking
Gummi Bears
Coke
Singing
If I could die for somebody, it'd be any of these guys.
I love them like fucking family.
They're the most insanely awesome friends ever.
I'd never change a single thing about any of them.
Good times or bad, they're there for me.
Fuck with them, and you lose a kidney. Don't push it.
Amery
Amy
Bayles
Bec
Britt
Chez
Chody
Chris Machin
Chrissy
Damo
Fabian
Gilbo
Goose
Hannah
Jonezy
Kate Wessing
Katrina
Keira
Kirsten
Lilly (my no. 1 hoe)
Mark Glidden
Mykal Moonlight Tom
Watto
If I missed you, gimme a shout!
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75 Random Questions:
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Do you have any pets? I do. A dog, cat, and a budgie
What color shirt are you wearing? Black
Name three things that are physically close to you: Phone, car keys, wallet
What is the last book you read? Dan Brown - Digital Fortress
Are you or were you a good student? I like to see myself as a good student.
What's your favorite sport? Masturbating
Do you enjoy sleeping late? Hell yes.
What's the weather like right now? Sunny but cloudy
Who tells the best jokes? I do. :D
What was the last thing you dreamed about? Ugh ugh ugh it was a nightmare
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Haha yes, I rolled my car o.O
Do you believe in karma? Sort of.
Do you believe in luck? Yes.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Scrambled!
Do you collect anything? If so, what? Cassettes, got like 100 now.
Are you proud of yourself? Hell no.
Are you reliable? I guess.
Have you ever given money to a bum? Fuck off.
What's your favorite food? Oooh ooh ooh. Sushi.
Have you ever had a secret admirer? Doubt it. Nothing to admire.
Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes, strangely.
Do like to draw? Yep ^_^
What's your favorite invention? Porn
Is your room messy? Hell yes
What do you like better: oranges or apples? Apples
Do you give in easily? Yeah
Are you a good guesser? Yep.
Can you read other people's expressions? Very easily.
Are you a bully? No, if I appear to be, I'm joking.
Do you have a job? I do.
What time did you wake up this morning? 10am...went to bed at 4am...THANKS DAD.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? Nothing.
When was the last time you showered? About twenty minutes ago.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? Working. Ugh.
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Friday. Best day ever.
Do you have any nicknames? Twitch, Jesus, RJ.
Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope.
What's your least favorite color? Grey.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? Yes, and go fuck yourself
Would you ever go skydiving? FUCK YEAH!
What toothpaste do you use? Colgate.
Do you enjoy challenges? Sometimes
What's the worst injury you have had? Cracked head open.
What's the last movie you saw? The Exorcism of Emily Rose
What do you want to know about the future? Nothing.
What does your last text message say? Private bitch.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? Bonnie
What's your favorite school subject? Media Production. O'hoho.
What's your least favorite school subject? Religion & Philosophy
Would you rather have money or love? Money, it can buy the ILLUSION of love.
What is your dream vacation? Around Europe, see as many black metal bands as I could
What is your favorite animal? KITTENS!!!!!
Do you miss anyone right now? Yesh.
What's the last sporting event you watched? Dunno.
Do you need to do laundry? Yes
Do you listen to the radio? Occasionally.
Where were you when 9/11 happened? Brunie Island watching it on TV haha.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Blame just about everybody I can think of.
Have you ever caught a butterfly? No.
What color are your bed sheets? Blue.
What's your ringtone? VIBRATIONZZZ
Who was the last person to make you laugh? Bayles
Do you have any obsessions right now? Nope.
Do you like things that glow in the dark? Yesh
What's your favorite fruity scent? Dunno.
Do you watch cartoons? Yep!
Have you ever sat on a roof? Yes yes.
Have you ever been to a different country? No :(
Name three things in the world you dislike: Bogans, waiting for something, "emos"
Name three people in the world you dislike: They know who they are.
Has a rumor even been spread about you? Many.
Do you like sushi? Yep!
Do you believe in magic? Some forms of it, yes.
Do you hold grudges? I do.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don't like how my top friends are positioned?
I'm sorry, but I believe it's called "MySpace" not "YourSpace".
Therefore you can shut the fuck up.

Music:

Mayhem
Cradle of Filth
Arch Enemy
Marduk
Slayer
Taberah
The Numlocks
Venom
Mudvayne
Bathory
Rammstein
Abruptum
The Living End
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Avenged Sevenfold
Dimmu Borgir
Motorhead
Nile
Trivium
System of a Down
Megadeth
Gigantic
Metallica
Guns & Roses
The Trolls
Chimaira
Sepultura
Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
Celtic Frost
Opeth
Alice Cooper
Cannibal Corpse
Psyclon Nine
Psycroptic
Nemhain
Deep Purple
Rob Zombie
Gorgoroth
Bad Religion
Static-X
Nocturnal Rites
Children of Bodom
Gamma Ray
Lamb of God
Graveworm
Grotesque
Demonic Rising
Solar Thorn
Lost Horizion
Sonata Arctica
Judas Priest
Circle of Blood
Lynard Skynard
Incarcerate
Solar Thorn
The Beach Boys
Anthrax
Twisted Sister
Ozzy Osbourne
The Buggles
John Lennon
Joe Cocker
InVader
Camos
Distroy
Morbid Yell
Shackles
Nachtmystium
Agailiarept
Zaebros
Eternity of Darkness
Goatreich
Irhmgaar
Kwelhekse
Shatargat

Heroes:

Per Yngve Ohlin

His stage-antics and legendary work in the band Mayhem have influenced bands for countless years to come. Dead, your life on and off stage will be remembered always.
"Only Death is Real"Adolf Hitler

Hitler, the man responsible for the Holocaust, the most horryfing act of war in human history. But does anybody understand the genius behind the violence? Germany was in poverty after WW1, and Hitler, a Private in the SS, rose up to form the Nazi party, and Germany became a proud, prosperous nation. Without this man, the world would be years behind in terms of science, politics, etc.
"Seig Heil."

The Great RJWise

Status: No idea, yo.
Sign: Fucking awesome.
Babies: Fun to kick.
Religion: Sickens me
School: GYC Glenorchy
Work: McDonalds Rosny
MSN: [email protected]

My Blog

Whoever’s read my blogs...

The amount of negative responses I've had via messages/blog comments in the past week is ****ing ridiculous. Allow me to provide some of the choicer ones:"Your so wrong in your article about tasmania ...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

We all get a second chance.

Hello hello..It's pretty widespread at school now but for those that haven't heard, last night I was involved in a car accident. I took a corner a little wide on Mount Wellington and bang, the car rol...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:08:00 PST

I love it when kids try insult me.

Recieved this in my inbox this morning: honestly whats so funny about it?either you are easily amused by stuff that isnt funny or your a plain dickhead and from what ive heard the dickhead part wo...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST

Melbourne. P PLATES! Media work

Hello all,It's been a while since I filled you in with the boring events of my uneventful life, and unless you're the kind of person who sits in the bushes watching me masturbate of a night or go thro...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

10,000 Profile/ 6,000 Blog views, new tapes

Hit 10,000 views last night, also hit 6,000 blog views recently, thanks to everybody who actually reads this shit. I figured that now I'll fill you in with the boring events of my plain old life:Gigan...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:04:00 PST

Never trust your "friends."

Because sooner or later, they'll plant a fucking knife in your back.Thanks to all the fucktards who ever manipulated or screwed me over. Go choke.That is all.
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST

My dream gig.

Inspired by a thread on Deflection7.Yep.There's no possible way for this gig to happen, but you know you'd go to it.Mayhem lineup: Classic era (1990, prior to Dead's suicide)Cradle of Filth (Principle...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

Tapes ftw.

Well, call me insane, but I've decided to begin a collection of tapes. Why tapes, you ask, when the world of CD's and downloading MP3's is before my very fingertips? Well, why not is the main question...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:59:00 PST

Exams. Harry Potter. Party videos.

Hello all,It's been a while since my last blog, primarily because I've got exams.Sorry, did I say exams? I mean waste of god damn time.So far, I've had four exams, with my last one being the day after...
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

Why I love MySpace.

..is because of the comments like these::D
Posted by [Twitch | The "Great" RJWise] on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:59:00 PST