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Randall

I go chic chic a boom, chic chic a boom

About Me

I'm sharp as a marble

My Interests

Learning and forgetting, playing guitar, unloading guns, shooting craps, hoping my car won't breakdown, moving at high speeds, looking down from high elevations, driving without traffic, letting cops know how much I hate them, try to debate with someone who only knows how to argue, eat acid and watch faces of death, and make simple things difficult like the "as seen on TV" ads

I'd like to meet:

chuck norris

Music:

jimi hendrix, led zeppelin, beatles, BOB DYLAN, johnny cash, pink floyd, rolling stones, cream, frank zappa, creedence clear water, doors, alice cooper, animals, black sabbath, pantera, slayer, danzig, country joe and the fish, grateful dead, two or three songs from phish, tom petty, bob marley, eek a mouse, peter tosh, stevie ray vaughan, social distortion, SUBLIME, dead kenedys, misfits, white kaps, rage against the machine, joe satriani, clash, nirvana, metallica, circle jerks, kiss, black flag, guttermouth, motorhead, deep purple, acdc, red hot chilli peppers, pearl jam, nofx, pennywise, megadeth, anthrax, primus, beastie boys, run-dmc, nwa, wu tang, jeff beck, paul butterfield, muddy waters, buddy guy, bb king, albert king, freddie king, albert collins

Movies:

The Gods Must Be Crazy II, BAD SANTA, SUPER TROOPERS, FREZNO SMOOTH, OLD SCHOOL, Short Circuit, Goodfellas, Airplane, Naked Gun, Hot Shots, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Up in Smoke, Fear and Loathing, Falling Down, Heat, Snatch, Spaceballs, Scarface, SLC Punk, Caddyshack, Madagascar, Alice in Wonderland, Army of Darkness, The Enforcer, Endless Summer 1 & 2, High Plains Drifter, Dazed and Confused, Road Trip, Animal House, The Good Son, 1941, HAPPY GILMORE, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Waterboy, Fast Times, Bevis and Butthead, Godfather 1 and 2, 3 wasn't bad, pretty much everything but the stupid superman sequels

Television:

Trailerpark Boys, Alfred Hitchcock Hour, Alf, Family Guy, Mr Bean, MONSTER GARAGE, South Park

Books:

"Oh, the places you go" dr suess

Heroes:

George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Clint Eastwood, John Lennon, Sonny Barger & Jebediah Springfield