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Laura

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About Me

I'm a simple yet complex girl, with extravagant yet understated tastes. I enjoy long walks on the beach, and sweaty cocaine fueled Old Maid tournaments. Just kidding! I'm just your average little lady, living it up with my Army pilot. I hate the cold weather, and yet, as if by karmic retribution, I live in one of the coldest spots in the lower 48. Why don't they say lower 49? Hawaii's lower. Maybe the phrase originated before Hawaii was a state, but you'd think they could adapt it. Newsflash, Alaska, you're not the newest, freshest state anymore!! Anywho-ha, I'm from Tennessee, I have an awesome twin brother Jake, and an equally awesome older brother George, who is too nerdily old fashioned to be on the MySpace, which I feel safe in saying, as he'll never read this! I have a degree in Anthropology and aspire to actually use it one day, to justify those student loan payments I make every month, which I sort of think is unfair. When a sports agent takes a gamble on a young boxer from the Bronx and pays for him to train, and eat right, and have a living stipend, or whatever, then the boxer turns out not to have what it takes, the boxer doesn't have to pay that money back! Oh well. I guess what I'm saying is that I should have been a boxer.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with an odd psychological condition that compels them to give money to short curly haired people.

My Blog

stand by for a word from our sponsor

I have a couple more commercials that are annoying and or entertaining me.OK, really briefly, there is a commercial for a woman's razor, I think it's Schick Quatro or some business, with a moisture ch...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Paper plate commercial

There is a commercial for Dixie Paper Plates, which cracks me up to no end.  It starts out with a woman playing around with her son, and she turns to the camera and says, "I will no longer be def...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:39:00 GMT

diamond necklace commercial

I know this will be a bit of a shock to you (possibly three people) who are faithful readers of this blog, but I'm actually going to talk about a commercial that I love.  There are plenty of good...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:49:00 GMT

Pizza Hut commercial

The Pizza Hut commercial, where the mom and kids are coming home from somewhere, and the kids are like, "Oh no, Dad made dinner." and the mom's all 'It'll be fine....I hope" and then they get inside, ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:22:00 GMT

Victoria’s secret? She’s a dumbshit.

This commercial drives me insane.  It's for Victoria's Secret full coverage bra.  These two whores are standing there in their panties shaking their bones around.  They're just mentioni...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:09:00 GMT

new stupid commercial

This commercial has been around for a while, but I just realized how stupid it is.  It's for Luv's diapers, and the narrator says "Luv's offers great leak protection for less than the pricier bra...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:25:00 GMT

commercial

There is a commercial for Quaker oatmeal, that features two guys who work on a cement truck, who eat oatmeal for a month or somesuch period of time, and it lowers their cholesterol.  Good for the...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:46:00 GMT

I'm bloggin' beeeatch!

I've decided to dedicate my blog time and space into ctiticizing commercials on television.  Why?  I don't know.1) That Hallmark commercial, where the plane is delayed in the airport, and th...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:23:00 GMT