God is love? Really? |
My neighbor invited me to church with her so I went today. It was fine. There was a little too much singing, but otherwise it was a tolerable experience. I may even go back some time. We c...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:10:00 PST |
I hear you knocking, but you cant come in |
So this guy I met a while back has asked me out five times. And five times he's been shot down. He's creepy and abrasive and I don't like him. And I'm not one to say a guy isn't "in ...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:53:00 PST |
Please remind me of this moment |
I started my birthday with a 25 mile bike race. There were five of us from the squadron that showed up. None of us thought too much of it; yeah, we knew it would kick our asses, but we did...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:25:00 PST |
Oh Austin, Texas, how I love thee |
I got to go to Austin this past weekend to catch up with my old friend Damon. We used to work together in Mountain Home and I hadn't seen him in 8 years or so. Being around him was like no...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:12:00 PST |
My son, the comedian |
If you know me, you've probably heard me tell this super funny joke. Chances are you also told me it's not funny and called me dumb. But I beg to differ. My dad was having surgery and while we wait...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:12:00 PST |
Where’s my Large Print Reader’s Digest? |
At first it used to irritate me when guys called me ma'am. Now I like it and think it's hot. Especially when my lover calls me ma'am. I'm going to Hell.
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 06:46:00 PST |
Drivin that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed |
Last night I crawled in bed to go to sleep. Just as I turned off the light and put my head on my pillow I heard a train whistling. It didn't annoy me. Kinda made me smile, actually. I've been in Loui...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:57:00 PST |
We all remember it like it was yesterday |
I'm watching the History Channel. They're replaying a September 11th documentary called 102 Minutes that Changed America. All the footage on the ground and people just in utter shock. I've seen it be...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:41:00 PST |
Hurry! Hurry! |
You don't have much time left if you want to come over and ride out Hurricane Ike with me. You better get here quick. And quick means, like, within five hours or so. Granted, I'll pr...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:25:00 PST |
Sweetness |
October 2006, Walking down the Vegas strip with Bill and Bob.Even in my very drunk state, I was coherant enough to recognize an inproperly displayed flag. I think it was on New York, New York or...
Posted by Hannibal Schlechter on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:50:00 PST |
