Gene... With a "G"

Hello, my name is Gene. I love a challenge, cheese and my two children. My friends call me courageous, but I just try to love by the rule: always do your best. Sometimes I feel more like a referee than a father. I committed a felony when I was 17, but was never caught. I buy fresh flowers for my house to make it smell nice. I find it hard to wear $40.00 jeans. I'm very, very logical. I have a loud and animated laugh and I use it liberally. I admire, enjoy, and collect art. I drive a Honda with two carseats in it... HOT! I can eat a whole bag of chocolate candy in one sitting. I weigh 175 pounds with my iPod on. I have survived jumping out of an airplane, scuba diving with sharks, violent storms at sea and divorce. I can't stand Bud, Coors, or any similar beer. I'm more clever and witty than you. I lift the seat when I pee. Flakey people really bother me. I say what I mean and do what I commit myself to do. I have high standards. I have never mowed my lawn. Sometimes I feel more like a butler than a father. This one time, in band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. I've won texas hold 'em poker tournaments. I can identify more than a handful of constellations. I can do about 7 handstand pushups. A friend named Dave once saved me from drowning. I studied Marine Biology in Long Island, New York for a few years until my passion for sailing was discovered. This led me on an adventure which took me from Boston to Tortola, all around Maine, and from Baltimore to Wyandotte. Don't worry, no one else knows where Wyandotte is either! That strangely seems like a lifetime ago. No longer a sailor, I'm now a father, a friend, a businessman, and a warrior. "What the hell does that mean?," you may wonder. I'm not surprised... I believe that everything is exactly as it should be in every moment, which leaves me nothing to fear. I believe that everyone leads two lives; one in which they do as they think they MUST and fighting for ideas in which they do not believe, and another life which is lived in thier dreams. The challenge we face is bringing these two lives together, until finally just a bit of daring is needed to make them one. I'm not sure if God exists, but i do know this... the universe is perfect and answers every thought we have with one answer "your wish is my command." So, watch what you think about. Do you know anyone who is always complaining about how bad things are, how everything that happens to them is a tragedy? The universe answers: "your wish is my command." I choose to put positive energy out into the universe, and have gratiude for all the blessings I have! I see myself surrounded by beautiful women, in perfect health, with an abundance of wealth, enjoying my life with my children. The universe answers: "your wish is my command." What are you grateful for? Everything happens for a reason, and there are certain situations that seem to repeat themselves in our lives... The reason for this: to teach us the lessons we do not want to learn. I am a deep, spiritual, philosophical person and I value meaninful connections with my friends (if they are up to it). If they are not, I'll just talk shit with them.