June Cleaver Meets Tank Girl
(short bio) I am from London, England and have lived in Kentucky, Wales and currently, Oregon. I was a child prodigy at ballroom and Latin dancing and enjoyed performing in theatre productions. I navigated my way through the punk/goth/psychedelic scene of the late '80's in London and developed an interest in the occult and alternative thinkers. I have owned a piercing studio/fetish store/head shop and ran a successful natural parenting website. I have six incredible(home birthed)children that have led me (and continue to) through the realms of conscious parenting and alternative education.
(The Rest)I am a lifelong Burner. I would very much like to be self-sufficient, have a home somewhere green and peaceful with some ducks for the humor and a cow for the zen. I have awakened from the dreamless sleep that our culture has trained us to live in. I have learned that how we spend our money is how we vote on what exists in the world. Still plan to travel the world with Italy, Turkey and French Polynesia at the top of the list. Would love to own a music venue and a full-service salon (from healing to piercing). I am an ordained Minister in the Universal Life Church and a Notary Public. Oh yeah, and working on my PhD in Psychology, hoping to get into research with mental health and psychedelics.
Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.
You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes!
How Scary Are You?
You Are A Walnut Tree
You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group.
You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition.
Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous.
You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected.
A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships.
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 96%
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High
You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off.
You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by.
And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fiona. But call me Alex.
Birthday: October 29th.
Birthplace: England
Current Location: Up for discussion
Eye Color: Green and gold
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5' 1/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Completely right side dominant (although I can pierce ambidextrously)
Your Heritage: English for as far back as has been traced
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops (but totally punk rock ones)
Your Weakness: Flattery from cute boys and bagels
Your Fears: Faced them and it's all good. Except for the heights thing.
Your Perfect Pizza: Handtossed, light cheese, chicago cut, delivered by cute boy who pays me compliments.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Already achieved it (ended abusive marriage, lost 20lbs, improved health, rediscovered myself)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not an IM-er
Thoughts First Waking Up: What *up*subconcsious? That dream was crazy!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Depends on plans for the next morning. Usually early.
Your Most Missed Memory: Indeed, if it is a memory, I still have it.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. Soda blows and will kill you.
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK simply because they actually offer a veggie burger (however gross it might be, we appreciate the effort)
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. I am a rare English non-tea lover.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. But only with my ice-cream.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Actually, frappuccino and the more fu-fu the better.
Do you Smoke: Only when on fire.
Do you Swear: Yes, but I try and stop when my son tells me to not say "bad words".
Do you Sing: Not nearly enough.
Do you Shower Daily: Not unless I'm dirty, otherwise I'm just washing off my natural lusciousness.
Have you Been in Love: Most profoundly yes. It's a wild ride, just make sure it's with someone whose strong enough to hang on too.
Do you want to go to College: I am currently attending.
Do you want to get Married: It would take a giant act of the Universe to bring that event about again in my life. I am certain I will want to ;-)
Do you belive in yourself: Completely. I am full of truthiness and good stuff.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only with psycho drivers who have a death wish
Do you think you are Attractive: I have some pretty bad ass things going for me, yes.
Are you a Health Freak: As opposed to a "Health Regular Person"? That would be me.
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents are incredible.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: My body.
In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol: Yes, a social margarita or two, a shot here and there, maybe a lemon drop..
In the past month have you Smoked: Actually, no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: We are all on drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I am not allowed to date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Guilty. It's not my fault the dollar theater is there.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't eaten an oreo in years.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Possibly, to retrieve my limelight-stealing son from running amok on it.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hell no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sadly no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I will need a more detailed definition of "stolen"
Ever been Drunk: Shurre.
Ever been called a Tease: Often, but I am a solid follow-througher
Ever been Beaten up: Not physically.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was six.
How do you want to Die: In my lover's arms.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A hallucinogenic psychologist researcher.
What country would you most like to Visit: Turkey or Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Both
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Over 5' 8"
Weight: More than me.
Best Clothing Style: Ready for action
Number of Drugs I have taken: This question is too hard...
Number of CDs I own: Several
Number of Piercings: 18
Number of Tattoos: 14 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Maybe a couple, but it is certainly better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.
You are The Moon
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.
The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.
What Tarot Card are You?
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