About Me
KELLY CLARKSON - I DO NOT HOOK UP
KELLY CLARKSON NO BAD NEWS
KELLY CLARKSON -BREAKAWAY
"ALL I EVER WANTED"
My Cake with the "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU" Promo Shot
One day I am going to meet here and show her my incredible signed card trick and she is going to fall in love with me and the wedding will just be minutes away
so enough about kelly clarkson, lets have a word about who this page was really made for....well the name is AMAZING jk its Neal, I am a very fun and entertaining person to hang out with. I am a professional illusionist as well as magic creator. I am the creator of Flash Cards by Creative Magic and I am very passionate about my performing. Nothing will hold me from putting a smile on someones face, thats what I love most about life.
I like going 2 Starbucks with friends and just relaxing like 2 or 3 times a day, every morning, every night and I try to go sometime during the day, my favorite picks are the venti peppermint mocha twist as well as the frozen strawberry lemonade with triple ice & extra whip cream
I also love my cell fone, I have the sidekick LX by Danger and can not wait for the SIDEKICK 2009 to come out!!!!
so now lets move onto my friends, they're all pretty much AMAZING!!!
Kelly Clarkson (my wife)
Joe: my absolutely fantastic ventriloquist puppet, not a DUMMY!! That offends him, puppets are emotional too!!!!!!
Chris the BEST FRIEND THAT ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR!!!!!!!
Carter....hyper as anyone can be and doesn't even need any caffine, but you still have it all the time anyways!!!!!
hilarious, crazy, random and super fun Melissa hahaha jk lol
Jessica Hall - My Life Would Suck Without You, You're Amazazing!!!
Ingrid...I miss you soooo much, txt me sometime 281.745.8678
Michel Blanco and Jessica the most pimpin dancing magic show on acid EVER!!!
and everyone else, you're AWESOME!!!!
Oh I almost 4got, I do have some freakish obsession with Kelly Clarkson.....better if you just don't ask. You know you are obsessed when: you put your iPod on shuffle knowing that you will ALWAYS get a Kelly song, You have had multiple dreams about meeting her & some other dreams as well lol, You have ringtones by Kelly and a memory card on ur fone jammed with her music for in case your iPod runs out of battery from playing her all day long, you flip out when u loose power and ur ipod and fone die b4 u get it back, when someone asks you what you are listening to your iPod, and your friend automatically responds "Kelly Clarkson", When you're not in a good mood your friends ask you why you haven't had you dose of Kelly yet, you fall asleep every nite either watching her music videos or listing 2 her songs on repeat so that if you wake up in the middle of the night she can put you right back to sleep, you are registered for "kelly clarkson" google alerts so that every single time anyone anywhere anytime on the intertnet types her name I am automatically notified of the article, web listing or story by email to my cell fone when I then proceed to read all the information I get from the 100 plus emails a day, you get on youtube everyday possible; and watch concert performances over and over again just to hear her voice as she hits the high notes and the low ones too, you mark words in books that are her lyrics cuz they always stick out to you even from a mile away, You start to laugh like kelly when your listening to her interviews, You save magazines with Kelly in them and go back and read them every few months as if they were new, You check Kelly Clarkson's fansites all the time and are subscribed to multiple newsletters and trip when you get current news on her, After a Kelly Concert, you txt everyone in your phone and tell them about it, and end up not sleeping that night cuz your just to excited, you tear up when the lights go out in the room b4 the concert, you have her poster on your wall, a shelf on your bookcase dedicated to her, and you have her all over your night stand, your myspace is flooded with her and you just flat out dont care how many people think your a freak, you are still going to enjoy her tunes. That is a loyal and dedicated fan! I LOVE YOU KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh and I am going to get FIFTEEN copies of the new CD when it goes on sale March 17th at midnight
THIS IS THE KELLY CLARKSON PLAYER
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