Rosie

I drool! Sometimes a lot, usually over martini's and nice girls who pet me.I love to sleep. On the couch, on your bed, on the chair, on the other couch, on the ottoman, by the pool, pretty much wherever. Dad says if I could vaccuum and mix a martini I'd be the perfect pet. Only problem is that he puts the gin up on the back of the counter and I can't reach it. Otherwise there'd be martinis for both of us every night when he got home.When you're in New Orleans, stop by. I'll give you a sniff and we can hang at the pad or maybe go get coffee. Dad'll let us. He's cool.Oh yeah, no cats! (Except Lou, he's ok)Woof!Oh Yeah:Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing