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About Me

Okay my name rhymes with a female body part. After 22 years I get it. So if you're going to make fun of me be original.I've already heard: clit, clitty, clintoris, clitoris, master clit, clitasaurus,and my favoriteclintoris maximus.I actually don't mind that last one.Oh ya, dont call me clint eastwood or bill clinton, thats just old and anoying.If you need help thinking of a new one you can use the fact that my name translates in old english into "dweller in the hill town" what ever the fuck that means.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Music, playing pool, going to the movies, Racket Ball, road trips, travel, books, writing, drawing, or charity. I'm open to finding new thing I enjoy.

I'd like to meet:

I want to enjoy life and am intersted in meeting ANYone interested in enjoying life along with me. Especially people who make me laugh. This is not to say I'm a fair weather friend. Being there or having friends there during a hard time is one of the many things that makes life good, overall.

Music:

I like a really wide range of music. Meaning I like most of the the shit everyone else likes, but along with a bunch of stuff most others hate or think is dorky.

Movies:

Every time I go there's some asshole that thinks he's in his living room

Television:

F/X and HBO have some good series, other than that I dont watch TV consistently

Books:

I like a wide range of books too

Heroes:

Soldiers, Teachers, and Cops

My Blog

Stop laughing.....

So this was one of the lowest moments of my life, so please lets just keep it between you and me. Also this is very vulgar so if your easily offended or grossed out dont read it. When I was 16 years o...
Posted by Clint on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:06:00 PST

GIRLS PLEASE STOP THIS TREND!

Stop tucking your Blue Jeans into your fluffy white poodle boots. First of all do you know how they make those boots? They take an ordinary snow boot, cover it in glue and stick it on a rotating pedes...
Posted by Clint on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:48:00 PST

Fucking Ferret

Every morning the strength of my will is locked in mortal combat against the allure of my snooze button. This can last a long time. I must set my alarm clock 40 minutes before I actuall...
Posted by Clint on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck ties, I like kilts

Culture is a wonderful thing. It helps us adapt to our environment without us even knowing it. However, sometimes the social constraints that our culture applies to us serve absolutely no logical purp...
Posted by Clint on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST