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Tris

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About Me

I am female and taken, for better and for worse. I was born in the year of the Dragon and that is the single most exciting fact about me. And everybody else born in 1976. We are all special.
I created my own myspace layout using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

I enjoy cooking, eating what I cook while drinking wine, windowsill gardening, petting imaginary cats and telling lies. Oh yes, and drumming.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody with twelve fingers and twelve toes. And my two great grand-mothers.

Music:

Yes please. I said louder!

Movies:

The Lost Boys - The Blues Brothers

Television:

We honestly have no TV. We just stare at the wall.

Books:

The Book of Lies

Heroes:

Danny Carey

My Blog

Dreams

The great Taoist master Chuang Tzu once dreamt that he was a butterfly fluttering here and there. In the dream he had no awareness of his individuality as a person. He was only a butterfly. Sudde...
Posted by Tris on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:46:00 PST

Once upon a time...

...is how the best stories begin, so by logical deduction my stories, they are all best! Here is the list of the forthcoming stories, all but the first as yet unwritten. Please pay my blog a visit and...
Posted by Tris on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

The Awfully Fruitful Tree

Of a tree that would not stop making fruit, season after season and no amount of jamming could save the day. Once upon a time there was a small tree. It was a peach tree, therefore it was born to mak...
Posted by Tris on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:21:00 PST

Art- Part II

I am off colours, not that any of you give a shit or cared to join my search into their mysteries (see: Blog No 1). And dreams, I am sick of them. I analyse them too much I think (long bus journey to ...
Posted by Tris on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:21:00 PST

NOT ravenous

I was NOT ravenous when I posted the previous blog. I was actually saturated with beef. Rare. Just for the record.
Posted by Tris on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST

300

Once upon a time and exactly at three A little baby sparrow fell off of a tree   It was so small and bold it was definitely fucked Till "Oh-oh how cute!" a girl's voice remarked   So s...
Posted by Tris on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

The Myth of Lemmings

I just want to make it clear that those cute little rodents are not, I repeat NOT, suicidal or stupid or sheep by natute. They are lemmings. And they do not fall off cliffs en masse.Disney has a lot t...
Posted by Tris on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

Art- Part I

When I was very very little my mum asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I said a painter, she said that's nice. Few years later, when I was little my mum asked me what I wanted  to be whe...
Posted by Tris on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:25:00 PST

You can read in your dreams

I was going to say why I think it would be a very wise evolutionary move if humans ditched families and returned to laying eggs, like fishes, but a dream I had last night changed all that.For the firs...
Posted by Tris on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST

When I grow up I want to be a drummer

The more I think of it the more I convince myself that I was born to be a drummer. I am not particularly talented (actually I am not at all talented) but it just feels so incredibly satisfying to hit ...
Posted by Tris on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST