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Sir Mongor (Avant Retard)

About Me

lemon grass?? pickled eggs?????? no thank you....MAY GOD MAKE YOU FART................ i like sitting in carboard boxes and trimming turkeys........... i dont like rectangular pies... pies should be round......IF BANDS WANT AN ADD SEND ME A MESSAGE..... I JUST GOT SICK OF 20 BANDS A DAY WANTING ADDS AND NEVER LISTENING........

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/13/2006
Band Website: http://www.myspace.com/sirmongor1
Band Members: band members are : darren wright = everthing. sampling, programming and all live instruments.
Influences:

this is a small collection of the top un'szappa, chicago (early), jethro tull, half man half biscuit, roland kirk, varese, webern, beastie boys, people like us, roy harper, bonzo dog band, vivian stanshall, sissy wish, helen love, tim buckley, jesus jones. more but who cares
Sounds Like: super sonic sound burgers
Record Label: none

My Blog

sir mongor - supersonic sound burgers... free album

i made the noise on this free album for everyone... enjoy...  or not... http://www.last.fm/music/Sir+Mongor/super+sonic+sound+burger s  Sir Mongor - super sonic sound burgers   1 cartoo...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:01:00 GMT

i went for a job interview today

i start at 8am tomorrow.............. that is all  
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:57:00 GMT

so what the fuck.........

ahhhhhhhhhhh living alone is far better than livnng with my brother... moved into new flat,,, thats apartment for you americanos,, on the 29th march...at the very top of town........ and ive just fini...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT

i just quit my job

i argued with the boss man who was ramblin about me not takin my job seriously, even tho all the customers love me, so i showed him just how seriously i took it and walked out .. handed him his delive...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:28:00 GMT

i bought a car in the dark

for 300 english pounds cant wait till mornin to see what it looks like.. my dads cousin runs a small car dealership and i got this car for nothin really.. get insured tomorrow then im off to play out ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:53:00 GMT

process of ROLLIN PROJECT RYAN THEFT

so cos nearly everything i write starts as a 30 second loop runnin round my head i thought i'd show everyone wot i mean by that..  this is basically the process as it happens and is a very basic ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:22:00 GMT

when men were men.. so my grandad says...

Major Robert Cain and his men flew out to Arnhem as part of the Second Lift on the following day. Upon landing he immediately set out to find B Company, who were presently moving forward to help the 1...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:07:00 GMT

i cant sleep again remix thinger

this is a remix by me of a track by gemma who you'll see in my friends list. go listen to the original as well as this new working and if anyones got anything they want twisted out of all recognition ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 20:54:00 GMT

blank brain

i keep having loads of ideas for new things, i sit at the computer and all the ideas leave.. i cant get passed 8 bars.. this is getting really old really quick..  now ive got about 40 things...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:20:00 GMT

music with eyebrows on

when asked to describe my music ive been stuk for an ansa as to what style of music i make and i just remembered the quote i stole to describe it. "music with eyebrows on" basically play a piece of mu...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:04:00 GMT