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Blaks Fifth Avenue

Do not be alarmed--- My girlfriend is BLACK!

About Me

You already know who and what I am; an arrogant pretty boy prick. The world needs 'em. I am dedicated to breakin all stereotypes and just being me. I work my ass off, and party even harder. I love to travel and experience new things and will try almost anything once, well except for same sex sex. Body hair is overrated, and midgets are scary. I need a nubian princess to help me save myslef from myself. My body is pretty stellar, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. This shit doesn't just happen. People take myspace seriously, and that's sad. Marriage is for white people, but I'll give it a shot. Most important, I LOVE MY MOTHER (she cracks me up) AND GRANDMOTHER. If you need to know anything else, holla actha boy.
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My Interests

Body shaving, tennis and physical fitness. Oh, and Airplanes, and everything about them... flight is phenomenal. Still more, women--they are my downfall.

I'd like to meet:

You, just make it worth my while.Colin and Condi-- I think I'm their secret love child. Rene Lacoste, to thank him for my shirts. Ike Turner, to get his side of the story. Paul Oakenfold to thank him for many a good club nights. Nat Turner-- cause he was the man! Robert C. Byrd, a Democrat (unfortunately) but an appropriations genious!..
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Music:

You might find anything in my CD palyer: Ludacris, Blood, Sweat and Tears, Anything Motown, Cream, Clapton, Three Dog Night, Michael, U2... maybe even Ricky Martin.

Movies:

Zoolander, Uptown Saturday Night, Meet the Fockers, American Wedding, The Rundown, Rules of Attraction, Remember the Titans, The Aviator, The Big Chill, The American Pie Series,Boiler Room, Wall Street. The list could go on forever

Television:

The Jefferson's, Good Times, Dukes of Hazzard, Real World, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Project Runway, and of course the evening news. I also own every season (well not season 6) of Sex and the City.

Books:

Autobiography of Malcom X; changed my life. Who Stole My Cheese, Who Killed the Robbins Family, Things In a People House, Dooly and the Snortsnoot.

Heroes:

My Grandfather (RIP). WAS, IS and ALWAYS WILL BE larger than life. He was the most selfless person there ever was. That's all I will say about that.

My Blog

Why the F*%k are you here

So once again January rolls around and evryone and their mother rolls into the gym.  As a former FKA (Fat Kid of America) I can appreciate the quest for physical fitness, but for the love of god,...
Posted by Count Chocula on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

The Frat Boy is back! (Even if for just one weekend)

Ever realize that there are certain friends around whom ya just can't act right.  Mine would be three of my favorite white chicks (Go ahead, Coldron, call me a racist )  Amanda (Bacon), Cath...
Posted by Count Chocula on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

Gimme an effen break!

Okay, so I'm watching the Real World-- Some obvious observations... * Why the fuck are they always whining?!  They get a sweet ass, rent free house * What is this, the U.N.?-- Typical ingredients...
Posted by Count Chocula on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

Thanks Ladies

As I stood in my shower for 45 minutes this morning, shaving my body as I do every Saturday before I hit the gym, and it occured to me:  Women have to do thuis several times a week.  Thank ...
Posted by Count Chocula on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

What I've learned

Inspired by the annual "What I've Learned" Issue of Esquire... What I've Learned... ~ by Jay Washington * A good majority of your "friends" are just one opportunity away from selling you out * Everyda...
Posted by Count Chocula on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

TGIF

Nothin' makes u appreciate the weekend like a shitty day... set to the theme of a Mastercard Commercial: Cost of replacing lost apartment building key card: $85 Cost of getting towed car back be...
Posted by Count Chocula on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST